(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); hey guys, how can i impress a girl, wat to say to her and get here to like me? Im 14 y.o and am overweight, but have lost weight by playing sport. Ive never had a girlfriend and need help in this area. Please help

Awesome one liners will get you ass anyday


Ex: Nice shoes, lets ****.

If you don't know her, make friendly conversation. Ask for the time, and/or compliment her watch. Avoid throwing too many compliments about clothes or shoes around: that might make women think that you are homosexual as many gay men are fashion-forward.

truthfully used that one before...didnt work lol

I am laughing so hard here

BUT, The way to get her is....

Walk up to her straight after school try catch her off-guard, If you meet eyes before walking towards her your chances will double, Look her straight in the face, Smile, And punch her right in the Neck! She will most likely fall to the floor straight away unable to breath, Bonus points are awarded if your friends are watching.. The true trolling way TROLLALALA!

Yer we are friends and i do talk to her. But idk if she likes me lol

it depends on the girl!

Find a girl with low self esteeme and use some chat up lines e.g. "I may not be the most attractive person here but I'm the only one talking to you" etc. Oh and the backup plan... well there's always rape.

ask her then lmao, just say i was just wondering if you would go out with me if i asked you? and if she replys mabye or yes, tell her, if she replies 'dunno' or no, tell her that you like her a little bit?

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If you look like him just forget about it