Post: How to Use a Diaphragm
01-20-2011, 01:55 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well after reading this thread: You must login or register to view this content. I felt it was a little unfair for the users who have vaginas like myself. So today I will be showing you how to use a diaphragm.

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Things You'll Need:



  • Mild Soap Such As Dishwashing Liquid, or A1 steak sauce
  • A Vagina








1.
Buy diaphram and contraceptive ointment from pharmacy

2. Wash hands with soap and hot water.

3. Dab contraceptive cream, foam or jelly in the diaphragm cup and

4. spread it around the rim.

5. Find a comfortable position such as standing with one foot up on a chair, sitting at the edge of a chair or squatting.

6. Separate the labia with fingers of one hand and pinch the rim of the diaphragm with the other, folding it in half.

7. Place index finger in center of fold for a firmer grip.

8. Push diaphragm as far up and back into the vagina as possible.

9. Secure diaphragm behind the pubic bone.

10. Make sure the cervix is covered.

11. (optional) Wash hands again with soap and hot water.

ProTip:

If you have a retainer case, it is a great place to keep the diaphragm when not in use.
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01-20-2011, 01:57 AM #2
Cudder
Read My Mind
Wait... I just put mine in but how do I take it out :O

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Omniplasma
01-20-2011, 01:59 AM #3
Originally posted by Cudder View Post
Wait... I just put mine in but how do I take it out :O


Bend a metal close hanger so it has a hook at the end and reach up in there and pull it out. This can also double as a do it yourself abortion tool in case the diaphragm fails.
01-20-2011, 02:03 AM #4
Cudder
Read My Mind
Originally posted by MATT23116 View Post
Bend a metal close hanger so it has a hook at the end and reach up in there and pull it out. This can also double as a do it yourself abortion tool in case the diaphragm fails.


Got it. I'll use my retainer case for my diaphragm and ziplocs for my aborted fetus's
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01-20-2011, 02:05 AM #5
Originally posted by Cudder View Post
Got it. I'll use my retainer case for my diaphragm and ziplocs for my aborted fetus's
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I used to use those until I discoverd Glad bags.
01-20-2011, 02:07 AM #6
Yay now I can be safe! Can't wait till LADY sees this.
01-20-2011, 02:12 AM #7
man all you need it a plastic bag. also for teh guys who shoot a lot of semen use glad extra strong.
01-20-2011, 02:25 AM #8
Sir
Reeferlution
How long can I keep it in?
01-20-2011, 03:27 AM #9
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Please remind users not to substitute their diaphragms as a dental damn without a thorough washing.
Diaphragms may be left in for 28 days, when they are naturaly excreted, please wash again after excreation. Turkey basters are also an effective removal device

Another drying tip is to place small pin holes in the center of your diaphragms to aid in moisture evaporation.

Avoid women whose diaphragm will not fit into a standard retainer case!!
01-20-2011, 03:41 AM #10
THE_JoKeR
Everyday I'm Hustlin
PM this to BMX.

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