(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I came up with some NGU paraphernalia that I was interesting in sharing with you guys and also went through the trouble of addressing our target market, I am basing this off of the NGU community map for North America.

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Look at this, now look away, now look at the next map, it has color coded outlines.
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Key:
Red Outlines: This represents our Canadian members. I've also included Oregon and Washington, because I felt like it. The products we will be selling to them include a vairety of NGU brand beers, hockey sticks, and of course snow shovels.

Green Outlines: This only includes California. We will be selling them marijuana, bongs and other drug paraphernilia with the NGU crest. We will also be hosting an annual gay pride parade sponsored by NGU if it is within the budget. We will do this for a short amount of time because the items and events will soon become too mainstream for them and get rejected by the liberal non-conformists.

Blue Outlines: This includes our mostly mormon states. We will be selling life sized wax replicas of Joseph Smith and he will be sporting an NGU hat and t-shirt. We will be selling NGU guitars as well so they can enjoy weekly mormon family sing-alongs.

Puke Green: This is tornado alley. We'll convince FEMA to get our logo on the side of their trailers, and paint the NGU logo on top of houses, so when news helicopters fly by the hurricane victims trapped on their roofs we get some publicity.

Black Outline: These are the confederate states. We can sell confederate flags to our white brethren with the NGU crest on the side of the flag.

Orange Outline: Old people live here. We can sell them NGU brand dentures and diabetes testing kits.

White Outline: A large number of our users live here. To be honest there aren't any great stereotypes for this, so you get a free pass from my ignorance.

Purple Outlines: Seeing as how corrupt this part of America is I figured we could sell senate seats or get escorts to wear NGU panties or get NGU tattoos on their respective genitalia.

In the long run this will end up creating a lot of revenue for NGU and should be taken seriously.

Yeah, but it is all for the purpose of selling and promoting my new line of NGU products

ok.. puke green is in the middle of the country.. that is no where NEAR any place with hurricanes.

im guessing you mean tornado alley?

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just tryin to help you fix your dumbass mistakes bro..

I am from Washington and we share nothing in common with Canadians.
We like raincoats, coffee, and snowboarding :y:

Hit me up once you get the products for the Cali4nians up and running

Dude awesome, can I haz gay parade now