(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So right now I'm in Maui and it hasn't been the best trip yet lol. So to start off I had a grade 3 ankle sprain 2 weeks ago where I completely severed all of the ligaments on the outside of my ankle and some on the inside. Normally I would be in a hard cast for 8-10 weeks but the doctor took it off after 2 weeks so I could come here. SO that wasn't too fun and my ankle is the size of a grapefruit (I'll upload pics later.)

So I'm going around on a wheelchair here because I forgot my crutches and I can't even go on the beach. (I did get this hot girl to push me around by the pool lol. She musta fell for my rock hard 8 pack abs.) Well anyway I was eating some really good shrimp for lunch and finished up. My sister didn't finish her fish and chips so I started eating it and finished that too. Then my dad gave me his fries and with about 4 left my tongue wouldn't move. I tried wiggling it but it just wouldn't and I felt like a pinching pain. I realized I couldn't talk and I was bleeding and drooling everywhere. I went into the RR and saw that my tongue got stuck on a loose wire that was sticking up from my braces that I have just on the bottom that I got a week before my ankle injury. The wire was straight up and had punctured through 4 different parts of my tongue which was twisted weird and just plain ****ed up. I waited 40 minutes in tons of pain for EMT's to come to the hotel and then went to the hospital where without numbing it just yanked my tongue out ripping it and stuff. I got 5-6 dissolvable stitches on my tongue and it hurts like a MOFO.

There's my great story.

holy shit that realy sucks alot u had bad luck.

lol. That was before my tongue was FUBAR.