I broke my girlfriends phone by curb stomping it lol. I didn't actually mean to stomp it though because I was gonna stop right above it but my foot kept going.
I bought her a new phone the same day though.

And I've dropped my iphone in the toilet right before I had to take a piss so bad, so I reached in, pulled it out, and put it right in rice. Afterwards it was a little ****ed up, but I just kept using disinfectant on it so it's safe now.