Post: Are you a FAT, UGLY or SLUTTY gamer?
02-03-2011, 10:23 PM #1
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Being a female who enjoys gaming has got to be a difficult proposition. Guys, as in most group situations, act way differently when a female is around. You have guys that act like a creeper and hits on the girl inappropriately. Then there’s the creeper that likes to follow the girl around and “protect” them… Oh yeah, there’s more. The worst though are the dickheads that go freaking crazy when they lose, or are killed by a female gamer online. These guys like to send nasty messages to the female gamer and harass them for being female and playing video games…

Then the crap hits the proverbial fan. Luckily, the ladies at You must login or register to view this content. are here to shed some light on you morons. (NSFW language)

I found this by accident on Twitter, through a retweet and I just had to check it out. First off, credit to these people for tackling the subject of online douchebaggery. It’s a pet project of mine that, unfortunately, I end up tackling on the micro level with the socially awkward racists I find on Codblops. Here, these ladies (I’m presuming they’re women that run the site, I don’t know) take it to the next level.

For example:

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Here we have the message artist Ralphy 305, sending an e-penis to a fellow female gamer… At least we think that he thought he was messaging a female gamer. What a great guy…

Another example of the fine social skills of online gaming can be seen here:

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This rapid fire delivery is sure to wow the ladies online. Bravo. I’m sure your mother would be proud of not only our typing skills, but also that you were able to fit so many vowels into your Gamertag.

Make no mistake, this is just a sample of what goes on when internet anonymous lonely sociopaths get a hold of a chat pad after an asskicking in Halo. For more, check out their site at You must login or register to view this content.

Bravo.

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Posted this, becouse this made me :biggrin:, PS I'm NOT female :carling:
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02-03-2011, 10:29 PM #2
The Open Minded
☮✌Peace Maker✌☮
What

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fcuck???
02-03-2011, 10:30 PM #3
I'm a fat, ugly, slutty gamer.

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02-03-2011, 10:32 PM #4
Originally posted by AceVirus View Post
I'm a fat, ugly, slutty gamer.

Good for you :y:
02-03-2011, 10:36 PM #5
ZeroSasurai
Auxillary Priest
I ignore chicks when they play black ops with me. I hate the attention they bring and it just turns the game into something stupid. No offense to the girl gamers out there. I play with a lot of girl gamers but I always tell them to either mute everyone who is not in the party or dont put their mic on.

It really bothers me when I bring my gaming friends who are chicks into a party with me and random people from my friends list bother her with stupid comments.
02-03-2011, 10:40 PM #6
OsamaBinLaden
Formerly Killa91606
Instead of acting like the 90 percent of ngu, agreeing with you and saying "This is wrong", ill really say how i feel-"Go make me a sandwich please."
02-03-2011, 10:43 PM #7
helpmeoprah
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i lol'd the pics on the site are funnier

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Originally posted by Morsz View Post
Instead of acting like the 90 percent of ngu, agreeing with you and saying "This is wrong", ill really say how i feel-"Go make me a sandwich please."


and i bet in reality you have no one to tell that to besides your mom Happy

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02-03-2011, 10:45 PM #8
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02-03-2011, 11:04 PM #9
OsamaBinLaden
Formerly Killa91606
Originally posted by helpmeoprah View Post
i lol'd the pics on the site are funnier

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and i bet in reality you have no one to tell that to besides your mom Happy


Alright, like i was saying, a person in the 90 percent.
Listen, you dont know how much of a ***** you sound right now. taking a girl's side and going "Yea screw boys, I hate them!" when your the one who probably does this.

How do you know this is a girl first? Her avatar is a troll face, what does that mean? If this wasnt NGU I would be treating this girl like more of a .....,because I know there wouldnt be a precaution or problem to this. At school or in public, you treat a girl nice, online, you can do this, because nothing will happen after this. your'e a huge punk bro. Just so you guys who think im a little b**** or I dont know what im talking about, ehh im a starting LB for my Varsity Football team, in 11th grade and am going out with a senior cheerleader. Hop off.
02-03-2011, 11:06 PM #10
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by Morsz View Post
Alright, like i was saying, a person in the 90 percent.
Listen, you dont know how much of a ***** you sound right now. taking a girl's side and going "Yea screw boys, I hate them!" when your the one who probably does this.

How do you know this is a girl first? Her avatar is a troll face, what does that mean? If this wasnt NGU I would be treating this girl like more of a .....,because I know there wouldnt be a precaution or problem to this. At school or in public, you treat a girl nice, online, you can do this, because nothing will happen after this. your'e a huge punk bro. Just so you guys who think im a little b**** or I dont know what im talking about, ehh im a starting LB for my Varsity Football team, in 11th grade and am going out with a senior cheerleader. Hop off.




cool story bro, and pics or it never happened. and who the hell cares that your some fag that plays football, you like it when your coach smacks your assWinky Winky?

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