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Man Laws
1. no wasted beer in the name of humor.
2. it has been made official that under no circumstances should a male pay for birth control.
3. if your best friend is dumped by a girl, it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched, if he breaks up with her, it is a 6 day waiting period.
4. if two or more males arrive at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home( the exception to this is if the driver if hooking up with his girlfriend which voids this man law).
5. short shorts have been banned. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. also no real man should be allowed to pop their collar
6. Every man shall allow more than one empty urnial separation in a bathroom with 3 or more urinals.
(void if there are dividers)
7. If a girl and a guy aren't OFFICIALLY dating, it can't be considered cheating. however if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in, then he is either drunk or a dumbass, giving the original girl the right to either laugh or be mad at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler.
9. When bringing condoms to a party, it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.
10. no heavy fornication in a friend's bed, or just wash the sheets.
11. No man shall use a rolling backpack, if you can't carry the bag, then you're not a man.
12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.
13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tools or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following; a. If the item is under $50, the borrower is required to replace it. b. If the item costs over $50, the borrower is required to give the man a case of beer.
14. When you're friend picks up a hot girl that has an ugly friend, it is only right that you operate as a wingman doing whatever is required to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl, as men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it foreward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed.
15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun, However if a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front, the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation, he may even deny rides to all other passengers.