(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The weirdest gift i ever recieved was off my girlfriend when i was 16. And i remember her telling me on the phone that she'd got me something "extra special" for Valentines Day and it'll come through the post cause its pretty big...

So it comes to valentines day and im thinking, what the **** has she got me thats so big its better to come in the post? Anyway, i see the delivery van pull outside my house and its a huge cuboid shaped box and im like :wtf: i was pretty damn excited to see what she'd got me. When my mum saw it even she was like :wtf: so i sign for the box, i get a knife, i open it, and i shit you not it was a ****ing huge toy spider..... I was confused as hell, i rang her straight away and first thing i said was "Why????" and she told me it's because she knew i had a phobia of spiders To this day i still dont get what she was trying to get across...

So i ask you, what is the weirdest Valentines gift you have ever recieved?? If any at all... lol

Lube & tuxedo thong :O

Weirdest gift ive ever received was a Mcdonald's coupon lol

Hey that's awesome McDonald's.

Today, got a 3 pack of boxers with hearts all over them, along with an amazing dinner, from my wife. More cute than weird, but I can't remember anything that stands out for weirdness.

A coupon to an abortion clinic

I started laughing so loud that my wife punched me in the face :catfight:

Why lie?

Nothing. :carling:

I'll tell you when it happens