(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright, bear with me, me and my friends have tons of stupid things we have done, so there will be a lot of stupid stuff!

I will keep it updated with the stupid stuff I do!

Prank Call Fail

We were doing stupid prank calls one night.
My one friend want to try, so I give him my phone.
We called some random number, and it went to voicemail.
I told him to leave a message.
He says, "Hey..... Hey buddy.... How ya doing? Cuz I AM GONNA HUNT YOU F*CKING DOWN AND MURDER YOU ARE YOUR FAMILY, YOU SCARED MUTHA F*CKER."
He hangs up.
I yell at him for being the biggest dumbass in the world.
His reply, "Why what did I do wrong?"
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE DEATH THREATS YOU IDIOT!"
He had to call back and left another message saying he was sorry and joking.
What a noob :carling:



Trying to get my friend a GF

We walk around the mall looking for someone for him to ask out.
We find a girl just sitting around.
We go over and start talking to her (He is scared as poop, and I have to start the conversation /facepalm).
I say, "Hey, what school do you go to?"
My friend, "Uh yeah, what school?"
She says, "Rock Canyon"
That was it, no reply, no "I go to Rock Canyon, where do you guys go?"
We stand there for like 20 seonds.
Then finally my friend says, "Well.......................................This is akward....."
She walks up and leaves...


Cops caught us

Alright, we were throwing crab apples at cars that passed by.
The cops come by and ask us what we were doing.
We all had crab apples in our hands/pockets.
We said we were having a crab apple fight.
They say, "Did you maybe miss one of your friends and hit a few cars?"
Idiot friend #1, "Yeah, we missed a lot, we hit like 20 cars accidentally"
They ask us for our parents phone numbers, and we have to get picked up by them (under 18 you have to do that).


Stupid Cops

This is a stupid part on the cops part!

We pranked some houses (eggs, forks, jolly ranchers on the windows, etc).
We started running away.
We are sprinting really fast (it's like 10 P.M., maybe 11 P. M.)
A cop drives by us and asks what we are running from.
Someone said, "Oh we are all just practicing for our track team"
Then the cop says, "Oh okay, sorry to bother you boys"

:carling:


Uh, the lightning?

We are down in this tall grass by a park.
We started a controlled fire (surrounded by rocks, really small, not dangerous :carling.
We stayed for a while, an hour or two.
Finally it starts raining/lightning, and we leave for my friends house.
We get to his house and go to his basement.
His mom comes down and says, "Hey guys the pizza is ready - *sniffs* - you guys smell like fire, what were you doing?
Idiot Friend #3, "Uhm............................................. maybe it was the lightning?"
QUICKLY I jump in, "NO, they were having a BBQ down by the park, and we were close to it..."
His mom says, "Oh, alright, I'll bring down the pizza!"
She leaves, and I punch my idiot friend /facepalm


What the F*CK???

We ordered Ghillie Suits from army surplus store, and we got 2 ghillie suits.
The two smallest kids (Me and another kid) got in them, and we hid in these bushes by our grocery store (right in front of store, spaced out).
A kid and his girlfriend walk by, and as soon as he is next to us, we both jumped out and scared the hell out of them.
They ran into the store and got a guy to come out.
He couldn't find us, so he walked by this bush a little while down the road (still in the grocery center complex).
We jumped out and he got scared as hell and freaked out.
Then the police came by.
They come by and ask us what we are doing in these ghillie suits.
The other kid in the ghillie suits says, "Oh not much, just practing for the army"
The cop asks, "Oh, you boys want to join the U.S. Army?"
My friend, "Yeah I want to learn how to quickscope terrorists!"
Policeman, "Quickscope?"
My friend, "Yeah I want to use sniper rifles and jump in the air off buildings spinning and I want to kill people who deserve to die!"
Policeman, "Haha very funny, why don't you kids head home..."
Me, "Alright, we'll leave..."

The policeman followed us til we got to my house, then he left and we went back up to the store and continued our pranks!


Alright, that is all I am going to post for now, I have a ton of stories to add later, post some of yours below!

So! It was your Crab Apples that hit my car! Damn basterds! :carling:

That was just amazing.
I dont have stories I can remember atm.
but ill post when i remember (im tireddd xD)

How much do that ghillie suits cost?

I don't think they have memes for a cool story bro times five

Lmao, the stupid cop and last one was funny

$70-400 Depending on the size and material

me and my friend do stupid shit like that all the time. tonight we went in his dads sexy ass 2011 gtr, and we did the chinese fire drill, in the middle of my counties main street. yeah, in the middle, the light turned red. ( look up a chinese fire drill if you don't know what it is )
did i mention i kicked a gatorade bottle at a quiznos window, broke it, the guy came ot and asked what are you doing? and i said i was practicing my soccer. then ran. aha

i did the same but at my school up a hill and we got detention the most messed up thing is we were leaving we got in the car cuz we saw the dean of students come and told my mom to hurry and leave but she didnt and we got caught lol :p

Me and my friend skated through the local grocery store =D