Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline
Taking into account that when we die we supposedly shit ourselves I'd ask for curry, corn, pudding, yoghurt and some laxatives to help with making the shit as messy as possible for them to clean up after I'm dead. I'd wash it down with some Guinness because it makes shit an odd black colour. If they allowed some viagra too it would be sweet, going out in style with a horrific smell of shit could be topped off with the awkwardness of a dead guy with an erection.