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1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and
asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your
own sister"
2. Jack went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Jack: It
is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle
3. Mark was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent
him to Yoga Centre for treatment….. . . . Now Mark can also eat nails of
his legs..
4.Teeth said to Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u
will come out at once”
6.What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts
with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"
7. (Grand Father): Son Can u get me a glass of water.
(Grand Son): I Cant, m playing video game
(Second grand son): Leave it grandfather, he is an ******* u go get it urself
8. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any
wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.
9. German man went to restuarant to eat Chicken but unfortunately he forgot how to say chicken
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
German: i would like to have Egg's mother