Post: Joke (short
02-28-2011, 02:29 PM #1
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
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asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister , don't you have your
own sister"


2. Jack went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Jack: It
is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle



3. Mark was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent
him to Yoga Centre for treatment….. . . . Now Mark can also eat nails of
his legs..


4.Teeth said to Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u
will come out at once”


6.What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts
with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"


7. (Grand Father): Son Can u get me a glass of water.
(Grand Son): I Cant, m playing video game
(Second grand son): Leave it grandfather, he is an ******* u go get it urself


8. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any
wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.



9. German man went to restuarant to eat Chicken but unfortunately he forgot how to say chicken
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
German: i would like to have Egg's mother
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The following user thanked ShinigamiUzi for this useful post:

TheTrueAce
02-28-2011, 02:35 PM #2
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Oh Boy !!!
You have an asbestos overcoat??
Put it on now ......
02-28-2011, 03:16 PM #3
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
ahh they are so bad, i didnt even smile
02-28-2011, 03:34 PM #4
Live Life.
vBookie addict.
OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I lol'd
03-01-2011, 12:00 PM #5
TheTrueAce
Bounty hunter
nice boobs up there

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