(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:



We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.



Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!

C'mon tell'em!

so this one time my gf brought a friend over to my house my parents were out and i was like you guys "DTF" (Down to ****) and they were like nervous but they said yes xD
so now i stick my dick out and the girls start sucking on it xD /./ / next thing i know is my little brother wich is 13 was watching everything i was like "Ricky!!" then zip my zipper i told my brother not to my parents that happened like 3 weeks ago he is a good brother he got my back

Wait wait cool story but your girlfriend AND her friend? Pimp

fo sho thats how we do

when i was 12 iwas in my computer room and we have a surrond sound system connected to my living room to our computer room it was like 12o clock and my mom was in the living room soooo i was on the computer and searched hump back for a project for school and it cam up with a vid named humping session 101 so i clicked it and like i was amazed at what i saw so i went go get me some water and our surrond was on mute for up un till i was in my kitchen my cat hit un mute an our surrond was on 100% bc my dad waas watching football prev so all af a sudden my hose is shaking and all u hear is uhhh uhhh u ohh ohhhh yes baby yes and itt was so lound the negibors called the cops and my mom asked me y a was watching that in front of the cop and i said it was a pop up so we all laughed cuz the cop went in my hoouse and turned the pop up blocker on so after my mom and cops left my dad wisperd in my ear (nice thinking) I laughed so hard but thats my story lol

My gf just walked in on me

Most these stories about your GF's are fake.

Haha this story was great! My dad's kinda the same way, once my parents were gone for a day and he asked "Did you watch porn while we were gone?" and I said "No" and he said "Why not?". =D

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Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:

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We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.

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Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!

Dude I'm Like A Super Fast Ninja Human Being When I Hear That Key Or Footsteps Outside My House, Trousers Up, Baby Oil Bathroom, Wash Hands Then Hello Mother! *Turns Back & Grins*