Post: Ever got in trouble for porn?
03-10-2011, 04:09 AM #1
L☺L
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:

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We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.

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Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!
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ghost1018
03-14-2011, 05:21 AM #83
Mr.Oppossum
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Originally posted by sh View Post
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LMFAO,i used it the other day =D :carling:
03-14-2011, 10:47 PM #84
The Rangers
At least I can fight
once when i was young i searched dildos on ebay and my mum seen it on the ebay recommendation list :embarrassed:
03-15-2011, 12:47 AM #85
L☺L
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Originally posted by rangerswatp1873 View Post
once when i was young i searched dildos on ebay and my mum seen it on the ebay recommendation list :embarrassed:


That makes me worried.. why were you searching dildos?
03-15-2011, 12:49 AM #86
Biz
I’m too L33T
I have teh gf?
03-15-2011, 04:30 PM #87
The Rangers
At least I can fight
a dnt no mate lol i was young
03-15-2011, 10:26 PM #88
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Newelly
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Originally posted by BizNasty View Post
I have teh gf?


Ahaha Some Good Old Teamviewer Days Biz..

Winky Winky

And yeah i havent been caught yet.. Winky Winky usually all alone Happy Happy
then safe and sound Winky Winky
03-15-2011, 10:30 PM #89
Sharpie
Being awesome since 2009
Originally posted by Newelly View Post
Ahaha Some Good Old Teamviewer Days Biz..

Winky Winky

And yeah i havent been caught yet.. Winky Winky usually all alone Happy Happy
then safe and sound Winky Winky


Lies......
I know you watch it with your parents :carling:
03-15-2011, 10:46 PM #90
Merkii
Former Staff
WTF YOU TOOK MY FACEBOOK PRFILE PIC?//?
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Hmm
03-15-2011, 11:02 PM #91
Girby2K11
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i sucked my friends cock and ate his shit, licked his ass. Tongue punched his ass,
im GAY get over it. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK I JOKING MAN!. but what would you so if that was real?

i nearly got caught once having a bash over some fit girl bending over, i had cum on my hands and ma mom walked in and i quickly hid em.

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