Post: Ever got in trouble for porn?
03-10-2011, 04:09 AM #1
L☺L
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright guys I have a short story for you. So about 5 years ago it was my friend Brandon's 10th birthday. He's a not so bright chubby red-hair kid, who pretty much looks like this:

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We start the day being normal kids, jumping on a trampoline and eating cake/opening presents. After Brandon gets done opening presents, we (me, him, and some friends) decide to goto his room to watch TV.

He recently got Dish Network, so he had a lot of new channels he was unfamiliar with. Most of these happened to be porn channels. Not knowing what pay-per-view meant, he decides to goto about 4-5 of the channels and accept the fees, which were about $10-$20 each. We were amazed, having never seen such things with our eyes before. One film Title I'm familiar with watching was called Asian Assault 2.

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Anyways, Brandon's mom of course got the Satellite bill a couple weeks later and was unhappy with what she saw. When she asked Brandon about it he told his mom that he didn't know what happened, and suggested that it was her boyfriend who was watching the dirty movies. And guess what- she believed him! Apparently his mom and her boyfriend got in an argument, which was funny for us because we were all immature little kids. =D

Thats my story guys! Post any times you ever got in trouble for porn!
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ghost1018
03-10-2011, 04:12 AM #2
I was watching a dog take a shit and my mom hit me on the head and said Stop it!

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03-10-2011, 04:18 AM #3
Grumpy
Grumpy is God.
Originally posted by I View Post
I was watching a dog take a shit and my mom hit me on the head and said Stop it!


I lold :black:
03-10-2011, 04:23 AM #4
Kervrn
Who’s Jim Erased?
Well i was about 12-13 when i first saw it...searched it and actually printed the pics with printer...when it didn't work i kept pressing print..and guess what? when someone else uses it and couldn't get it to work they would call my parents fix it and about 30+ porn pics came out...
Dad: WTF IS THIS????? SON!!!!!!$(*@#%*^@#%*&@#(
Me: Uh....i didn't do it.. (scared the crapped out)
Mom: not for your age so GTFO Lol didn't actually say that but she scolded me not to watch those type of things...
Sis was about 4 and was like O___O? wtf? Lol so thats my story. good times Lol :mudkip:

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L☺L
03-10-2011, 04:33 AM #5
Cudder
Read My Mind
Never happened to me personally but my friends have told me some funny stories. My one friend has a little brother who's about 8 and he looked up generic words like '****' and 'hump' while everyone was home, the funny part was that his computers in his living room and everyone was sitting in it /facepalm
03-10-2011, 04:33 AM #6
L☺L
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Originally posted by xXChaocolaXx View Post
Well i was about 12-13 when i first saw it...searched it and actually printed the pics with printer...when it didn't work i kept pressing print..and guess what? when someone else uses it and couldn't get it to work they would call my parents fix it and about 30+ porn pics came out...
Dad: WTF IS THIS????? SON!!!!!!$(*@#%*^@#%*&@#(
Me: Uh....i didn't do it.. (scared the crapped out)
Mom: not for your age so GTFO Lol didn't actually say that but she scolded me not to watch those type of things...
Sis was about 4 and was like O___O? wtf? Lol so thats my story. good times Lol :mudkip:


Haha must've been embarrassing. Glad mine happened to my friends parents and not my own lol

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Kervrn
03-10-2011, 04:34 AM #7
elliot
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Um not really in fact i never got caught.
03-10-2011, 04:37 AM #8
mastersdinner
I master at dinner
I would say about 7 months ago. My friend and his friends stayed the night a t my house. My friend had a ipod full of porn. My friends friend was watching it. then we deicded to go outside (midnight) then we got back. we couldnt find the ipod anywere. then in the morning my dad came in my room. i saw the ipod and said,oh thats my friends. then he turned the ipod, (screen facing me) and it was palying the porn /facepalm
03-10-2011, 04:45 AM #9
Midnight.eGo
from El Paso, Texas (915)
well one time i was being naughty watching some Porn in my PS3 with my 32 inch HD Tv. Happy amazing quality .:carling::carling::carling: and i forgot to lock the door :O my mom came in asking if i did my homework and i actually tried to stop but damn it was the time to "Pop the water out" and well .. i cumed all over my hand .. she just left . i was so embarrassed i could berly talk to her . :embarrassed: that was when i was 13 im 15

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03-10-2011, 04:50 AM #10
Hitler Reborn
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Originally posted by Midnight.eGo View Post
well one time i was being naughty watching some Porn in my PS3 with my 32 inch HD Tv. Happy amazing quality .:carling::carling::carling: and i forgot to lock the door :O my mom came in asking if i did my homework and i actually tried to stop but damn it was the time to "Pop the water out" and well .. i cumed all over my hand .. she just left . i was so embarrassed i could berly talk to her . :embarrassed: that was when i was 13 im 15


that must have sucked

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