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Hope you didn't get grossed out too much.

Vo1ture,

That is the longest one I've ever read. It just goes on forever.
I really wanted to know what happend to the carrot kid but it never tells you.

God only knows what people have stuck up their Butt !!

By the way, Congratualtions on the Premium Nomination

Somebody please post a short summary.

You can't just summarize this...it's a short story created by the guy who wrote Fight Club. Summarizing this would make it not as interesting and take away the details.

If you want a short summary...um...Many ways to masturbate I guess would describe it, lol.