Post: Crystal Head Vodka
03-17-2011, 03:57 PM #1
helpmeoprah
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I found this today while being a alcoholic and thinking of trying different vodka's.

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CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA


This vodka comes in a awesome skull bottle, thought up by Dan Aykroyd(Ghostbusters). This vodka has been quadruple distilled in canada. You can only purchase this as one size, 750mL. It's a tad costly but your not really paying for the vodka as your paying for this awesome bottle to keep around long after you've gotten drunk off it's contents. Est.2009, the bottle is modeled after the mysterious 13 crystals skulls that are spread across the globe.

Like this one found in the British museum:
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[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZPFQxHLUc"]Crystal Skull[/ame]


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A WORD FROM DAN

Crystal Head vodka is the pure pleasure choice for consumers who wish to treat themselves, step up, and enjoy a finer vodka. Our beverage consists of the proprietary mash and the deep glacial aquifer Newfoundland water – and that’s it!

Crystal Head vodka tastes like no other vodka in the world.

That is because there is no question as to the quality and high standards applied in the production of Crystal Head vodka. It is quadruple (not over) distilled at the government of the province of Newfoundland and Labrador distillery corporation in St. John's Newfoundland, Canada.

Our vodka is thrice filtered through charcoal and then thrice filtered through Herkimer diamonds. (search Griffiss Air Force base, Rome, New York). Many common vodka producers add industrial oils in an attempt to attain satiny, velvety smoothness. This often results in an artificial, viscous mouth feel. There are zero additives in Crystal Head vodka – no glycol (an ingredient for engine anti-freeze); no citrus oil (used in its raw form as an insect exterminant); and no raw sugar (finely produced vodka does not need any sugar). Tasting notes remarked on a “vanilla, sweet flavor, dry, crisp, with a kick of heat off the finish,” making it simply unlike any other vodka.

Dan Aykroyd



I can't purchase this where I'm from, so I went and did the searching and found this to be the cheapest place to purchase this from($$41.99): You must login or register to view this content.


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03-17-2011, 03:59 PM #2
LordOlliee
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whats the price? I want some Happy
03-17-2011, 04:01 PM #3
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by 0lliee View Post
whats the price? I want some Happy


I forgot to include that, its $$41.99
03-17-2011, 04:03 PM #4
PrayForPlagues
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Originally posted by helpmeoprah View Post
I forgot to include that, its $$41.99


I think you mean $441 am I right?
03-17-2011, 04:06 PM #5
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by tler View Post
I think you mean $441 am I right?


no i mean 41.99 i just included two dollar signs
03-17-2011, 04:11 PM #6
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Originally posted by helpmeoprah View Post
I found this today while being a alcoholic and thinking of trying different vodka's.

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CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA


This vodka comes in a awesome skull bottle, thought up by Dan Aykroyd(Ghostbusters). This vodka has been quadruple distilled in canada. You can only purchase this as one size, 750mL. It's a tad costly but your not really paying for the vodka as your paying for this awesome bottle to keep around long after you've gotten drunk off it's contents. Est.2009, the bottle is modeled after the mysterious 13 crystals skulls that are spread across the globe.

Like this one found in the British museum:
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Now for some copy and pasting:

A WORD FROM DAN

Crystal Head vodka is the pure pleasure choice for consumers who wish to treat themselves, step up, and enjoy a finer vodka. Our beverage consists of the proprietary mash and the deep glacial aquifer Newfoundland water – and that’s it!

Crystal Head vodka tastes like no other vodka in the world.

That is because there is no question as to the quality and high standards applied in the production of Crystal Head vodka. It is quadruple (not over) distilled at the government of the province of Newfoundland and Labrador distillery corporation in St. John's Newfoundland, Canada.

Our vodka is thrice filtered through charcoal and then thrice filtered through Herkimer diamonds. (search Griffiss Air Force base, Rome, New York). Many common vodka producers add industrial oils in an attempt to attain satiny, velvety smoothness. This often results in an artificial, viscous mouth feel. There are zero additives in Crystal Head vodka – no glycol (an ingredient for engine anti-freeze); no citrus oil (used in its raw form as an insect exterminant); and no raw sugar (finely produced vodka does not need any sugar). Tasting notes remarked on a “vanilla, sweet flavor, dry, crisp, with a kick of heat off the finish,” making it simply unlike any other vodka.

Dan Aykroyd



I can't purchase this where I'm from, so I went and did the searching and found this to be the cheapest place to purchase this from($$41.99): You must login or register to view this content.


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OMFG thats what its called? I remember when I was like 8 I was at a friends and we were playing sociables. So we ran out of rum to mix. So then hes like well my mom has this skull thing. So he got it and then hes like I think it is strong and poors like 60 skull to 40 coke in mine im like you just said its strong? Oh well I got it down. That stuff is the shit. Have you tried it? Or were you just browsing the interwebz looking for new vodka to try?
03-17-2011, 04:11 PM #7
PrayForPlagues
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Well thats not costly. Hell I usually spend that much for a 40.
03-17-2011, 04:13 PM #8
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by tP
OMFG thats what its called? I remember when I was like 8 I was at a friends and we were playing sociables. So we ran out of rum to mix. So then hes like well my mom has this skull thing. So he got it and then hes like I think it is strong and poors like 60 skull to 40 coke in mine im like you just said its strong? Oh well I got it down. That stuff is the shit. Have you tried it? Or were you just browsing the interwebz looking for new vodka to try?


I just found it, i have to order it online i can't buy it anywhere around here :(
03-17-2011, 04:14 PM #9
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Originally posted by helpmeoprah View Post
I just found it, i have to order it online i can't buy it anywhere around here :(


Damn you will most likely love it. Where you live? Its in Canada Smile
03-17-2011, 04:18 PM #10
helpmeoprah
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Originally posted by tP
Damn you will most likely love it. Where you live? Its in Canada Smile


virginia, so i'm gunna order some when i get paid again, i just bought a gallon of vodka last night

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