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03-19-2011, 01:33 AM #1
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A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car. Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change.


How they found out:
Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and “After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters,” read the police report, “Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.”

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That's one loose vagina. Also that's amazing. :p

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03-19-2011, 03:47 AM #29
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Excuse police officer....wide load coming out
03-19-2011, 04:34 AM #30
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I like how she even went as far as putting an extra $1.20 in her snatch. God, she must be as wide as the grand canyon.
03-19-2011, 04:37 AM #31
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Judging by her picture I wouldn't doubt she could fit it all in her vagina.
But how did they find it anyways?

"Miss please spread your legs we are looking for heroin, and don't worry it's just normal procedure."
03-19-2011, 04:38 AM #32
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Man If had a vagina like that, I'd smuggle Burger King Into the AMC Movie Theaters. Those damn tickets are already expensive and to top it off they expect me to buy their 8 dollar soda and 10 dollar popcorn? F that.
03-19-2011, 04:39 AM #33
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umm... yeah
I bet she could smuggle people across the border
03-19-2011, 04:42 AM #34
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Holy ****ing shit.
03-19-2011, 04:46 AM #35
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Man think of the street value that she had... Probably a few thousand in heroin, plus at least a few hundred per night for that vagina...
03-19-2011, 05:13 AM #36
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damn thats one lose vag.
03-19-2011, 07:46 AM #37
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Originally posted by EVIL View Post
litterly i mean shes been in some sticky situations in here time hehe. she must have used a fucing knife cut open her vagina put heroin in and sued it back up.


instead of a knife try a black guy

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