(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So I'm talking to a computerize artificial intellegence in a website called Cleverbot.com. Basically, I'm talking to a robot that replies back to you and this is what it said.
NOTE: Words within (*) stands for actions. I'm user and Cleverbot is the bot. This really happened.

User: Tonight we dine in hell!!

Cleverbot: I've heard the steak is quite nice.

User: The red pill or the blue pill?

Cleverbot: Red pill.

User: Why do you pick the red pill?

Cleverbot: To see just how far the rabbithole goes.

User: Very well neo...

Cleverbot: Don't walk away from me!

User: Ah!

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: *Comferts*.

User: *farts*.

Cleverbot: I surrender!

User: *victory dance*.

Cleverbot: *died crying*.

User: *Takes out a pokeball*.

Cleverbot: *Takes out two guns*.

User: *jumps*.

Cleverbot: *Jumps off cliff*.

User: *Follows*.

Cleverbot: *dries off*.

User: *drives away*.

Cleverbot: *is still tied up*.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.

User: *screams*.

Cleverbot: *covers her mouth*.

User: *bites*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: *covers its mouth*.

Cleverbot: *cries* *screams silently*.

User: *kicks in the balls*.

Cleverbot: Bites its face*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *rejuvinates*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *dies again*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *martydom*.

Cleverbot: *cries harder*.

LOL

Last time I tried a Cleverbot it'd spiral out onto many different subjects, lol.

wtf lol, I used to mess around with cleverbots when I was younger on msn. But they were really stupid for some reason

Lol, that's some crazy stuff.

LOL i just tried everything you did and it didnt do shit