LOL the seller questions.
Q: Lol! Dude, are you serious! WTF? Hahaha funniest thing I saw all day. Mar-29-11
A: Thankyou! Here at dOvetastic Microwave Theater we strive to serve the fans, not ourselves like the other guy. Your professional microwave operator delivers the best of excellence in premium professional microwaving experience that only thirty plus years of qualified professional experience can deliver. He only uses the best & finest hard to get electronics for microwaving, NOT broken state of the fart electronics months or years after their release. His giant microwaving robot is the most advanced indestructible microwaving robot on Earth built with a triple hull faraday cage central airtight microwaving chamber that can withstand a depleted uranium tipped armor piecing mortar round while microwaving for your viewing pleasure. Your professional microwave operator is the best in his field, a field which he is the originator and developer of microwaving entertainment series on the web & youtube for well over five years now which also produces the best microwave artwork ever. We are glad you like it and look forward to delivering much more microwaving entertainment to come.
Q: I was curious if this one-of-a-kind Nintendaslug is outfitted with positronic gyro-sensa-mechanics that allow full 360 degree movement with authentic slug slime trail remenants via remote control? Mar-29-11
A: Yes it is, and it is built into everyone's imagination which is fully compatible with the 3D NintendaSlug.
Q: I'd like to purchase this cool collectible but unfortunately I can't afford to spend nearly a grand. So instead, I've purchased a new one for about $250.00 and plan to microwave it myself. Can you tell me if I can expect to get the same magnificent results that you obtained? Will my 3DS resemble yours? Will it be tranformed into an object of beauty - aesthetically pleasing to the eye, and mesmerizing the mind? Anxiously awaiting your reply... Mar-29-11
A: Thankyou for your question. The problem with knock offs is they are exactly that. Without the advanced technology of a five ton microwaving robot and the skills of atleast thirty years of qualified professional microwaving experience there is no way you can achieve the quality and name brand of microwaved post product that only your professional microwave operator is capable of. That being the case, you are always welcome to bid on the 3D NintendaSlug, great for any home or office environment.