(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I just thought I'd make this thread cos it's happened to me a few times and it's really annoying/awkward. So anyway yeah....

It's very simple. Everyone knows of those two second conversations. You know, those conversations where people exchange pleasentries while passing each on the street or in the office. Well what if I were to tell you that you could make someone feel like an ass hole in under 3 seconds?

It's simple, but has a weakness. Here's how it works...

When a person crosses your path and decides to start these annoying, pointless conversations, let them initiate the conversation with their normal greeting.

Example:

"Hey Bob."

Now, as you are passing turn to his ear and say, "How's it going?" and continue walking at a steady pace. You just made that douchebeag feel like a complete ass hole for the rest of the day. He'll be wondering all day if he should have said anything back or nothing at all. It'll effect his overall productivity and, depending on his personality, may even cause him to lock himself in his shell of an apartment for the rest of the day.

Now there is a weakness. You may be dealing with a person that you know is going to reply back with, "Great! How are you?" and stall your busy day. If that's the case, repeat the same action but instead of continuing to walk at a normal pace...

A.) Take a corner quickly.
B.) Run your ass off.


Or, don't finish your

Probably but it's a good way to annoy someone you don't like =D

Just walking away while asking 'How's it going?' is just going to make you seem like a jackass, it would be better to ignore it and pretend you didnt hear them

LOL "jackass" haha, It would but yeah...just try it and see what happens

Curt,

It really only works if your name is George when they say "Hey Bob" !!

I don't get it :confused:
You whisper to them hows it going, surely they'll shout fine thanks you? round the corner

And you will leave yourself wondering all day "Should i have said that?".

Damn my name isn't Bob its not gonna work...

I do this to women that arent in the kitchen.

Nah I dont talk to women that arent in the kitchen.

Nah I dont talk to women.