Post: The Truth Behind Rebecca Black's Friday
04-11-2011, 12:36 PM #1
MidgetGangBang
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); We have all heard that god awful song Friday by Rebecca Black but do you know the true meaning behind the song? Well, It is actually about the JFK assassination! (Not Really but keep reading)

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The driver of the car JFK was assassinated in was called Samuel Kickin (Kickin' in the front seat, sitting in the back seat)

The assassination occured on November 22, 1963, Which was a FRIDAY.

When He was shot the secret services shouted to "Get Down!" (Gotta get down on Friday!)

The Cold war and communism is mentioned. (Everybody's Russian)

On the morning of the assassination JFK turned down a breakfast of Sausage, Bacon and Egg for a bowl of Bran Flakes (Gotta have my bowl, Gotta have cereal)

And to top it all off on the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill making it a law for all schools to provide bus transportation for students (Gotta Catch My Bus)

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04-11-2011, 01:54 PM #20
MidgetGangBang
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Originally posted by the
omfg its the illuminati they sent a hot girl to sing about jfk we all fu*cked


it's a conspiracy! Dun dun dun!
04-11-2011, 01:57 PM #21
Console
Keepin it real
woah thats great now i know why she made the song
04-11-2011, 02:19 PM #22
Gaia
Former Staff
Illumanti struck her
04-11-2011, 02:23 PM #23
LordOlliee
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Originally posted by I
So....
Rebecca Black killed JFK?


She probably did
04-11-2011, 02:50 PM #24
xxfear
Vault dweller
ok so what does the part "which seat should i take" symbolise :carling:
04-11-2011, 02:57 PM #25
PULS3
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I say we form an angry mob and torch her house.
04-11-2011, 03:08 PM #26
MidgetGangBang
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Originally posted by PULS3 View Post
I say we form an angry mob and torch her house.


I agree! Winky Winky:bro:
04-11-2011, 07:25 PM #27
-Syed-
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Wow that is cool. Arrest her! :carling:
04-11-2011, 07:45 PM #28
Josh
League Champion
Originally posted by xMark
man she's ugly :/


Depends which angle you're talking about :pedo:

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