Post: A Very Necessary Unnecessary Thread
04-22-2011, 08:44 PM #1
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Post up the funny ones boys
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04-22-2011, 08:54 PM #2
helpmeoprah
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damn, lucky fat ****ers

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04-22-2011, 08:55 PM #3
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Pointless thread is pointless.
No need for this :carling:
04-22-2011, 09:57 PM #4
sAmIzErE
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Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

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Ready for a halarious one: The two highest IQ's ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
04-22-2011, 09:57 PM #5
TTS.
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04-22-2011, 09:57 PM #6
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#1337 Smile
04-22-2011, 09:58 PM #7
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Haxor!
The expression 'to get fired' comes from long ago Clans that wanted to get rid of unwanted people, so they would burn their houses instead of killing them, creating the term 'Got fired'.
04-22-2011, 10:15 PM #8
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Post up the funny ones boys


I have some Winky Winky

•400-quarter pounders can be made from 1 cow.

•Marijuana is Spanish for "Mary Jane".

•The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

•Spain leads the world in cork production.

•Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.

•Annually Americans eat 45 million turkeys at Thanksgiving.

•The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.

•Camel's milk does not curdle.

•40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

•You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

•Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair.

•The shortest verse in the Bible is "Jesus wept.".

•A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.

•There are no recorded instances of humans being killed by falling meteors.

•Some carnivores, rodents, bats and insectivores have a penis bone, called a baculum.

•New Zealand is also the only country that contains every type of climate in the world.

•Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

•George Washington had to borrow money so he could travel to his inauguration.

•Annual growth of WWW traffic is 314,000%

•A full seven percent of the entire Irish barley crop goes to the production of Guinness beer.

•Approximately 100,000 people get married in Las Vegas each year.

•The longest word in the English language, with all of the letters in alphabetical order is “Almost”.

•There are such thing as kosher Pez, which are made in accordance to Jewish dietary laws.

•“101 Dalmatians” and “Peter Pan” are the only Disney animations in which both of a character’s parents are present and don’t die during the movie

•Caesar salad has nothing to do with any of the Caesars. It was first concocted in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico, in the 1920's.

•An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

•All polar bears are left-handed

•The Australian $5, $10, $20, $50 and $100 notes are made out of plastic

•Henry Waterman, of New York, invented the elevator in 1850. He intended it to transport barrels of flour.

•The legbones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk.

•An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

•Richard Nixon left instructions for "California, Here I Come" to be the last piece of music played at his funeral ("softly and slowly") were he to die in office.

•"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und"

•It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

•Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.








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04-22-2011, 10:15 PM #9
Pricey91
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45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
04-22-2011, 10:36 PM #10
Kombust
At least I can fight
Tigars have striped skin, not just striped fur.

Oh.

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