Post: If Internet Browsers went to a High School
04-25-2011, 02:47 PM #1
Fikki
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); If Internet Explorer, Chrome, Safari, Opera, and Firefox all went to a High School, who would they be? I decided to find out :carling:

Internet Explorer -

Loneliest guy in school, used to run Track but was too slow for any event, every year he promises new changes but fails to deliver.

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Final Description - Slow, only need for Internet Explorer is to download Google Chrome

Google Chrome -

Coolest kid in school, High School Football Star. Fastest running back in any Football League. Has more friends than everyone even Firefox, best part is the simpleness that comes with him.

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Final Description - Best of the best, fastest and doesn't get any better

Safari - The Emo kid in the High School, only certain people can really enjoy him, if anyone who has Windows tries to hang out with him the experience isn't the same.

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Final Description - Fast and cool, but only on a Mac

Opera - Slow, chunky, not many people hang around with him because he always is slow behind, but he doesn't look that ugly though

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Final Description - Slow, but some say he doesn't look that bad

Mozilla Firefox - The most over-rated kid in school. All he does is show off with his thousands of add-ons. Takes browsing a little too personally, however still has more friends than most browsers. Perfect for getting wasted with

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Final Description - Fast, but all the addons completely clunk it down, still useful when you need it to do something Chrome can't.

Every other browser is either friendless or a pot smoker and doesn't deserve to be in this post =D

Which one are you friends with the most?
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04-25-2011, 02:52 PM #2
Soldier.
The Legend
Originally posted by fikki96 View Post
If Internet Explorer, Chrome, Safari, Opera, and Firefox all went to a High School, who would they be? I decided to find out :carling:

Internet Explorer -

Loneliest guy in school, used to run Track but was too slow for any event, every year he promises new changes but fails to deliver.

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Final Description - Slow, only need for Internet Explorer is to download Google Chrome

Google Chrome -

Coolest kid in school, High School Football Star. Fastest running back in any Football League. Has more friends than everyone even Firefox, best part is the simpleness that comes with him.

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Final Description - Best of the best, fastest and doesn't get any better

Safari - The Emo kid in the High School, only certain people can really enjoy him, if anyone who has Windows tries to hang out with him the experience isn't the same.

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Final Description - Fast and cool, but only on a Mac

Opera - Slow, chunky, not many people hang around with him because he always is slow behind, but he doesn't look that ugly though

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Final Description - Slow, but some say he doesn't look that bad

Mozilla Firefox - The most over-rated kid in school. All he does is show off with his thousands of add-ons. Takes browsing a little too personally, however still has more friends than most browsers.

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Final Description - Fast, but all the addons completely clunk it down, still useful when you need it to do something Chrome can't.

Every other browser is either friendless or a pot smoker and doesn't deserve to be in this post =D

Which one are you friends with the most?


I roll with Google Chrome most days, but at the weekend I get wasted with Mozilla Firefox. Cool Man (aka Tustin)
04-25-2011, 02:52 PM #3
Palemoon- The super awesome hybrid of Chrome and Firefox Awesome face
04-25-2011, 02:53 PM #4
Live Life.
vBookie addict.
I'm friends with firefox, i look up the most porn on it :carling:
04-25-2011, 02:53 PM #5
Solo
Rookie
inb4 fanboys... oh wait
04-25-2011, 02:58 PM #6
Firefox is better, nuff said.

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Tuhoaja
04-25-2011, 03:16 PM #7
Winning
Former Staff
I still like Firefox.
04-25-2011, 03:18 PM #8
DizCo
youtube@LloyddzT1
Chrome > All.

Enoughsaid.
04-25-2011, 03:26 PM #9
Axiom
PC Gamer
Chrome's pretty good, but I love Firefox's massive range of add ons and personas and stuff.

In my opinion, Firefox wins.
04-25-2011, 03:31 PM #10
ShottinG STarzz
Who’s Jim Erased?
Chrome Dancing Dancing Dancing

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