Post: Youre Famous Drunken Quotes
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04-30-2011, 06:06 PM
#1
Tully96
I'm A Cookie!
Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!
Here is some of mine:
"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"
They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures
Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.
Tully96
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04-30-2011, 06:19 PM
#2
iTruceFret
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04-30-2011, 08:23 PM
#5
anddrew
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Originally posted by Tully96
Lol. I'm not drinking again. I feel like shit. I was completely wrecked from 4shots of straight vodka
I had 7 on Thursday; 1 shot, and then 2 triple shots.
DEFINITELY not doing again!
My quote "I am not drunk"/"I am okay"
or the best yet:
Originally posted by another user
Mum: have you been drinking?
Me: nkoooo.....
Mum: why are you slurring your words?
Me: yeaaaahhh...
Me: nkoooo.....
Mum: why are you slurring your words?
Me: yeaaaahhh...
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04-30-2011, 08:58 PM
#9
SweatyMidgets
Swagger Swagger
Originally posted by Tully96
Okay so I'm 14 and I just had my first drink last night and I feel like I got hit by a train or some shit. I was told that I said some pretty random and funny shit.
Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!
Here is some of mine:
"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"
They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures
Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.
Tully96
Post here some of your most funny drunken quotes here!
Here is some of mine:
"How much does a good hooker cost?"
"Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole"
Why are you so sexy on the weekends after I pay you?"
They may not be that good but its a start for the first time. Sorry I dont have any pictures
Ill update it with others if you pm me and ask if I can put it in.
Tully96
Isn't "Somebody needs to stop playing peek-a-boo with my butthole" from one of larry the cable guys movie?
04-30-2011, 09:02 PM
#10
LordOlliee
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