Post: Can someone help me make a rap diss on this girl?
05-05-2011, 03:50 AM #1
Venom
At least I can fight
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well i just need a badass diss on here

Please dont make the diss super mean. She's my friend and its just a joke so make it mean but as a joke!

Here's a little about her:

Her name is martina toma
her BFF's are Mariam, Paige, Alexis
She loves Stars
She's really beautiful
she always calls herself ugly
she and her bestfriend call eachother "hun"
she calls her other best friend "Mamas" and another one "boo"
She loves justin bieber
and thats the main thing

Well i made this rap:

You think your a rider but your really a biter
you dont go hard in the paint
Jb makes u faint
that guys just fails
fails at life
if i ever see him ima stab him wit a knife
ill let u watch and let u cry
hopefully you dont ask to die
but look im done
and dont go cyrin to ur "hun"
shell cuddle you with what u say Double D's
you both stupid
***** please

She got me back with:

‎-Yhu Think Yhur Touqh, ALL Yhu Say Is Ruff Ruff
-Yhu Needa CaLm Yhur **** Down Before Yhur *** Gets A Beat Down
-Yhu Should Shut The **** Up about JB Beinq Gay, Becuz Boy Yhur *** Is Lame && Is In Shame, && I'ma Make Yhur *** Burn Down In FLames
-So Get That, 0r I'll Write Back
-I'ma Stop Here, Becuz I Don't Wanna See My Poor Buddy Mike... Ridinq His Bike Like A Doodoo Bird In Siqht !
-But Heyy, Yhu Won This BattLe, SIKE, Just Like Mike && Likes .

Now i need a comeback rap diss for that ^^^

THANKS!!!!!!
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05-05-2011, 04:35 AM #11
Kaspa
MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
Sorry but, how does JB possibly fail at life?

He is a mutli-millionaire, has girls chasing him everywhere, I'm sure he can also construct sentences together correctly too.

Is this real life?
05-05-2011, 05:10 AM #12
djxbx1
Haxor!
How bout This?
You must feel like lil wayne, you must feel like your dying
your rapping your hardest concentrating and trying
but its all bullshit its so clear that Ur lying
king of the jungle, call me simba the lion
say what you like, im welsh, thats fair
ill just turn around like burrel and tell you.'' i dont care''
you might be lanky, but this kid in year 9
the flu pamademic started from this lil swine
i feel bad for this girl, so young in these times
i bet justin b just started learnin nursey rymes
05-05-2011, 10:45 PM #13
Winning
Former Staff
Something tells me you don't like Justin Bieber.

Here's what i came up with:

Let me touch your tits
now
or else
I'll cut you
bitch
It's super effective
bitch
05-06-2011, 02:39 PM #14
I_BULLET_I
Fcuk Do I Put Here
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look look like poo

That shits effective man, took me a while to think of it Winky Winky

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