Post: Ultimate Omegle Trolling
05-06-2011, 03:50 AM #1
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You: asl
Stranger: 9 girl florida, you Smile
You: do u want some candy
Stranger: no i have diabeties
You: can you help me find my dog
Stranger: if you live in florida i guess
You: i dnt
Stranger: then i guess i cant
Stranger: i hope you find it though
You: do your want a lollie
Stranger: i cant have sugar, i have diabeties
You: it dsnt have sugar it has some good hite stuff
Stranger: ohh sure i guess!
Stranger: if it has sugar though i cant cuz i can die that way
You: do you know what a penis is
Stranger: the thingy boys have!
You: did you know im santa
Stranger: really, i sat on your lap last year and you didnt give me what i asked for
You: thats cuz u didnt play with my penis yet
Stranger: i have to do that to get toys?
You: yes
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: why?
You: cuz it helps me make toys
Stranger: ohh okay
Stranger: when do you come back to the mall
You: tommrow where is your nearest mall
Stranger: bellair plaza
You: ill go
Stranger: okay
Stranger: will you be in the center where you usually are at christmas
You: go into the bathroom ill be in thr
Stranger: why there
You: cuz its a secret
You: dont tell anyone about this
Stranger: okay
Stranger: not even my mommy or daddy
You: NOPE
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what time do i have to go
You: you tell me when u wanna come so i can cum
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what do i have to do in order to get presents
You: suck my penis
Stranger: with my mouth
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what happens then
You: you go in an up and down motion with ur mouth
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how long
Stranger: cuz my mom follows me at the mall
You: until white stuff comes out
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you santa
You: 22
Stranger: your young
Stranger: i thought you were like 200 something
You: nope I have to stay young so my penis stays fresh
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: how many times have you done this
You: trillions
Stranger: ohh gosh
Stranger: and i get any toy i want
You: yup
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: ill be out of school at 3 30 so meet me i guess at 5
You: kk
Stranger: Smile i get to meet santa
You: and suck my penis
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ive never even kissed a boy
You: ill kiss u
Stranger: ok Smile
Stranger: imma tell all my friends Smile
You: no
Stranger: why not
Stranger: i can bring like 4 of my friends and they will want a toy too
You: yaa bring them
You: tell them to tell no adults
Stranger: ok
You: only kids your age
Stranger: well you havent given my mom a present since forever, she wants one
You: is your mom pretty
Stranger: yeah
You: tell her to com too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: she brings home differnt guys all the time and kisses them haha
Stranger: she will ove you santa
You: yaaa she will
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: does she have to suck too
You: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: my mom isnt goin to let me do this
You: y
Stranger: cuz its bad
You: y u say tht
Stranger: cuz i just asked her if i could suck a penis and she said NOOO!
You: say she cn too
Stranger: she said no to that to
You: tell her my penis is big
Stranger: she said no
Stranger: but i will, i want a toy
You: how iff she wont let you
Stranger: cuz i didnt say i was goin to at the mall
You: oo
Stranger: yup
Stranger: im bored
You: I have to go get some sleep now
Stranger: ok see you tommorow at 5
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05-06-2011, 03:58 AM #2
SofaKingDumb
I am error
Wow that was epic
05-06-2011, 05:04 AM #3
Thrashher
Who’s Jim Erased?
Thats some funny stuff!
05-06-2011, 05:12 AM #4
Mr. God
< ^ > < ^ >
I cannot believe I read the whole thing... But I did...
LOL.
05-06-2011, 11:02 PM #5
Superchunk
Are you high?
holy shit your some epic troller (did u actually go to the mall :p)

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