Post: Strap-on condom invented for drunk people
05-10-2011, 08:16 PM #1
DEREKTROTTER
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Strap-on condom invented for drunk people


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A strap-on condom may signal an end to embarrassing late-night drunken fumbling of a particular kind in the bedroom, according to its inventor Beau Thompson.

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The Sensis sheath is being hailed as a breakthrough for all men who have experienced passion-killing delays at the crucial moment.

Mr Thompson, a former carpenter now attending to an entirely different type of wood, said he got the idea after unsuccessfully trying to put on an ordinary condom after a night on the town.

He said: 'I couldn't see anything so I tried to open the window to take advantage of the street lights, but I couldn't really see anything. Between the alcohol and the fumbling it was one big flop.'

The strap-on Sensis condom comes complete with quickie pull-on straps and has already proved popular in the US. The man from Miami is now launching his strap on sheaths in Europe.

He claimed: 'I've sold two million of these in the US, so I know they work.'

It is possible, however, that the Polish town of Konin may not take to the revolutionary condom quite so readily, after residents there were left outraged by a giant sheath being placed over a fountain in the square.

Although Konin was the hometown of the inventor of the modern condom, Julius Fromm, townsfolk were said to be sick to death of the sight of prophylactics.



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05-11-2011, 08:01 PM #20
Reaper
The Grim Reaper
Now this is just great. Happy They could be working on better and greater things then this but they go and make this. Shows you the world as it is today. Sad Awesome
05-11-2011, 08:21 PM #21
420
Kush Friendly
If only I came up with this......
05-11-2011, 09:36 PM #22
2 million sold, huh? that's impressive. But watch the guys who bought this get so f*cked up they forget how to use it.

What's next? A wireless device you stick you pole into that puts on the condom on for you?
05-11-2011, 09:38 PM #23
I Like Turtles
Who’s Jim Erased?
It look's like they attatched half of a straw on the end..
05-11-2011, 09:40 PM #24
tǿm
messiah
wont that like, rip when your casually wearing it lol?
05-11-2011, 10:04 PM #25
ShottinG STarzz
Who’s Jim Erased?
WTF lol what is next :p
05-11-2011, 10:07 PM #26
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STVBDKD
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i use the regular condoms there for real men. Happy =D =D
05-12-2011, 01:57 AM #27
Steve
Ex-News Staff
"I just couldn't see anything and couldn't get it on" Somebody has a small penis lol
05-12-2011, 02:11 AM #28
TheManDavid
Your mother!
Wow. Really?

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