(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Haven't seen one of these, so i thought i'd make one. Basically, just helping you guys speak like a real Aussie

A
Abo = Native
Apple Islander = Someone from Tazmania
Aussie = Australian
Aussie Rules = Australian Football
Anzac = Australian Soldier
Ace! : Excellent! Very good!
Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football
Amber fluid : beer
Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver
Ankle biter : small child
Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right
Arvo : afternoon
Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand
Avos : avocados

B
Back of Bourke = Back of Beyond
Banana Bender = Queenslander
Barbie = Barbeque
Barrack (for) = Support (team)
Beaut = Great
Beef Road = Long road through Outback
Bell (give someone a) = Phone call
Billabong = Pond
Billy = cooking tin
Bludger = Lazy person (or Leech who wants H4X!)
Bonzer = Great
Boomer = Big animal/anything big really
Bottle Shop = Liquor Store/Off Licence
Buck Night = Stag Party
Bundi = Big Rock
Bush = Countryside
Bushed = lost/tired
Bushwacker = Country Person
B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas
Back of Bourke : a very long way away
Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically
Bail out : depart, usually angrily
Banana bender : a person from Queensland
Barbie : barbecue (noun)
Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.)
Bastard : term of endearment
Bathers : swimming costume
Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living
Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic
Big Smoke : a big city, especially Sydney or Melbourne
Big-note oneself : brag, boast
Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive)
Billabong : an oxbow lake cut off by a change in the watercourse. Billabongs are usually formed when the course of a creek or river changes, leaving the former branch with a dead end.
Billy : teapot. Container for boiling water.
Bingle : motor vehicle accident
Bities : biting insects
Bitzer : mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that)
Bizzo : business ("mind your own bizzo")
Black Stump, beyond the : a long way away, the back of nowhere
Bloke : man, guy
Bloody : very (bloody hard yakka)
Bloody oath! : that's certainly true
Blow in the bag : have a breathalyser test
Blowie : blow fly
Bludger : lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things
Blue : fight ("he was having a blue with his wife")
Blue, make a : make a mistake
Bluey : pack, equipment, traffic ticket, redhead
Bluey : blue cattle dog (named after its subtle markings) which is an excellent working dog. Everyone's favourite all-Aussie dog.
Bluey : heavy wool or felt jacket worn by mining and construction workers.
Bluey : bluebottle jellyfish
Bodgy : of inferior quality
Bog in : commence eating, to attack food with enthusiasm
Bog standard : basic, unadorned, without accessories (a bog standard car, telephone etc.)
Bogan : person who takes little pride in his appearance, spends his days slacking and drinking beer
Bogged : Stuck in mud, deep sand (a vehicle).
Bondi cigar : see "brown-eyed mullet"
Bonzer : great, ripper
Boogie board : a hybrid, half-sized surf board
Boomer : a large male kangaroo
Booze bus : police vehicle used for catching drunk drivers
Boozer : a pub
Bored shitless : very bored
Bottle shop : liquor shop
Bottle-o : liquor shop (originally a man with hessian bags going around picking up beer bottles in the 50's and 60's)
Bottler : something excellent
Bottling, his blood's worth : he's an excellent, helpful bloke.
Bounce : a bully
Bourke Street, he doesn't know Christmas from : he's a bit slow in the head. (Bourke Street is a brightly lit Melbourne street)
Bowl of rice, not my : not my cup of tea; I don't like it
Brass razoo, he hasn't got a : he's very poor
Brekkie : breakfast
Brick s*** house, built like a : big strong bloke
Brickie : bricklayer
Brisvegas : Brisbane, state capital of Queensland
Brizzie : Brisbane, state capital of Queensland
Brown-eyed mullet : a turd in the sea (where you're swimming!)
Brumby : a wild horse
Buck's night : stag party, male gathering the night before the wedding
Buckley's, Buckley's chance : no chance ("New Zealand stands Buckley's of beating Australia at football")
Budgie smugglers : men's bathing costume
Bull bar : stout bar fixed to the front of a vehicle to protect it against hitting kangaroos (also roo bar)
Bundy : short for Bundaberg, Queensland, and the brand of rum that's made there
Bunyip : mythical outback creature
Bush bash : long competitive running or motorcar race through the bush
Bush oyster : nasal mucus
Bush telly : campfire
Bushie : someone who lives in the Bush
Bushman's hanky : Emitting nasal mucus by placing one index finger on the outside of the nose (thus blocking one nostril) and blowing.
Butcher : small glass of beer in South Australia - From the theory that a butcher could take a quick break from his job, have a drink and be back at work
Bud/Budweiser : One of the Aussie's Bonzer beers!
BYO : unlicensed restaurant where you have to Bring Your Own grog, also similar party or barbecue


C
Cove = Guy
Cozzy = Swimsuit
Creek = Stream
Crow Eater = Southern Australian
Cab Sav : Cabernet Sauvignon (a variety of wine grape)
Cactus : dead, not functioning ("this bloody washing machine is cactus")
Cane toad : a person from Queensland
Captain Cook : look (noun) ("let's have a Captain Cook")
Cark it : to die, cease functioning
Cat burying s***, as busy as a : busy
Cat's piss, as mean as : mean, stingy, uncharitable
Chewie : chewing gum
Chokkie : chocolate
Chook : a chicken
Chrissie : Christmas
Christmas : see Bourke Street
Chuck a sickie : take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy
Chunder : vomit
Clacker : anus (from Latin cloaca = sewer). Also the single orifice of monotremes (platypus and echidna) used both for reproduction and for the elimination of body wastes.
Clayton's : fake, substitute
Cleanskin : Bottle of wine without a label. Usually bought in bulk by companies who then add their own personalised label and use the wine as e.g. gifts to clients
Cleanskin : cattle that have not been branded, earmarked or castrated.
Click : kilometre - "it's 10 clicks away"
Clucky : feeling broody or maternal
Coathanger : Sydney Harbour bridge
Cobber : friend
Cockie : farmer (Farmers were called cockies in the early days of European settlement because, like the birds of the same name, they made their homes on the edges of permanent waterholes)
Cockie : cockatoo
Cockie : cockroach
Cockroach : a person from New South Wales
Coldie : a beer
Come a gutser : make a bad mistake, have an accident
Compo : Workers' Compensation pay
Conch (adj. conchy) : a conscientious person. Somebody who would rather work or study than go out and enjoy him/herself.
Cooee, not within : figuratively a long way away, far off - England weren't within cooee of beating Australia at cricket
Cooee, within : nearby - I was within cooee of landing a big fish when the line broke. He lives within cooee of Sydney.
Cook (noun) : One's wife
Corker : something excellent. A good stroke in cricket might be described as a 'corker of a shot'
Corroboree : an aboriginal dance festival
Counter lunch/Countery : pub lunch
Cozzie : swimming costume
Crack a fat : get an erection
Crack onto (someone) : to hit on someone, pursue someone romantically
Cranky : in a bad mood, angry
Cream (verb) : defeat by a large margin
Crook : sick, or badly made
Crow eater : a person from South Australia
Cubby house : Small, usually timber, house in the garden used as a children's plaything.
Cut lunch : sandwiches
Cut lunch commando : army reservist
Cut snake, mad as a : very angry


D
Dag = Sheep s***
Dead Ringer = Looks Just Like
Dill = Idiot
Dingo = Wild Dog
Dinkum = Honest
Drapes = Curtains
Drongo = Worthless Person
(the) Dry = Dry Season
Duco = Paintwork
Duds = Best Clothes
Dunny = Toilet
Daks : trousers
Damper : bread made from flour and water
Date : arse[hole] ("get off your fat date")
Dead dingo's donger, as dry as a : dry
Dead horse : Tomato sauce
Deadset : true, the truth
Dero : tramp, hobo, homeless person (from "derelict")
Dickhead : see "whacker"
Digger : a soldier
Dill : an idiot
Dingo's breakfast : a yawn, a leak and a good look round (i.e. no breakfast)
Dinkum, fair dinkum : true, real, genuine ("I'm a dinkum Aussie"; "is he fair dinkum?")
Dinky-di : the real thing, genuine
Dipstick : a loser, idiot
Divvy van : Police vehicle used for transporting criminals. Named after the protective 'division' between the driver and the villains.
Dob (somebody) in : inform on somebody. Hence dobber, a tell-tale
Docket : a bill, receipt
Doco : documentary
Dog : unattractive woman
Dog's balls, stands out like : obvious
Dog's eye : meat pie
Dole bludger : somebody on social assistance when unjustified
Donger : penis
Doodle : penis
Doovalacky : used whenever you can't remember what something is called. Thingummyjig, whatsit.
Down Under : Australia and New Zealand
Drink with the flies : to drink alone
Drongo : a dope, stupid person
Dropkick : see 'dipstick'
Drum : information, tip-off ("I'll give you the drum")
Duchess : sideboard
Duffer, cattle : rustler
Dummy, spit the : get very upset at something
Dunny : outside lavatory
Dunny budgie : blowfly
Dunny rat, cunning as a : very cunning
Durry : tobacco, cigarette
Dux : top of the class (n.); to be top of the class (v.) - "She duxed four of her subjects".


E
Emu Bob = Picking up Litter
Earbashing : nagging, non-stop chatter
Ekka : the Brisbane Exhibition, an annual show
Esky : large insulated food/drink container for picnics, barbecues etc.
Exy : expensive


F
Financial = Paid Up
Flake = Shark Meat
Footy = (See Aussie Rules)
Fossick = Have A Look Around
Freeway = Motorway/Highway
Full = Drunk/Smashed/Wasted
Face, off one's : drunk ("He was off his face by 9pm")
Fair dinkum : true, genuine
Fair go : a chance ("give a bloke a fair go")
Fair suck of the sav! : exclamation of wonder, awe, disbelief (see also "sav")
Fairy floss : candy floss, cotton candy
Feral : V8 ute (q.v.) sporting large heavy bullbar, numerous aerials, large truck mudflaps and stickers almost all over the rear window and tailgate. Sometimes seen with a Mack emblem on the bonnet and always with large (multiple) driving lights
Feral (n.) : a hippie
Figjam : "F*ck I'm good; just ask me". Nickname for people who have a high opinion of themselves.
Fisho : fishmonger
Flake : shark's flesh (sold in fish & chips shops)
Flat out like a lizard drinking : flat out, busy
Flick : to give something or somebody the flick is to get rid of it or him/her
Flick it on : to sell something, usually for a quick profit, soon after buying it.
Fly wire : gauze flyscreen covering a window or doorway.
Footy : Australian Rules football
Fossick : search, rummage ("fossicking through the kitchen drawers")
Fossick : to prospect, e.g. for gold
Fossicker : prospector, e.g. for gold
Franger : condom
Freckle : anus
Fremantle Doctor : the cooling afternoon breeze that arrives in Perth from the direction of Freeo
Freo : Fremantle in Western Australia
Frog in a sock, as cross as a : sounding angry - a person or your hard drive!
Fruit loop : fool
Full : drunk
Furphy : false or unreliable rumour


G
Gander = Look Closely
Garbo = Garbage Man
Gin = Abo Woman
Give Away (v.) = To Give Something Up
Give Someone Heaps = Wind Someone Up/ Get On Their Nerves
Globe = Light Bulb
Goanna = Big Lizard
G'day = Good Morning/Evening/Afternoon/Hello
Good Oil = Good Information
Good On Ya = Well Done
Grazier = Farmer
Grouse = Great
Guernsey (to get on a) = Get On A Team
Get Off My Back = Get Off Me
Goog, as full as a : drunk. "Goog" is a variation of the northern English slangword "goggie" meaning an egg.
Greenie : environmentalist
Grinning like a shot fox : very happy, smugly satisfied
Grog : liquor, beer ("bring your own grog, you bludger")
Grouse (adj.) : great, terrific, very good
Grundies : undies, underwear (from Reg Grundy, a television person)
Gutful of piss : drunk, "he's got a gutful of piss"
Gyno : gynaecolog


H
Hook = Steal
Hotel = Pub
How're You Going? = How Are You?
Humpy = Shack
Handle : beer glass with a handle
Harold Holt, to do the : To bolt. (Also "to do the Harold")
Heaps : a lot, e.g. "thanks heaps", "(s)he earned heaps of money" etc.
Holy dooley! : an exclamation of surprise = "Good heavens!", "My goodness!" "Good grief!" or similar
Hoon : hooligan
Hooroo : goodbye


I
Icy Pole = Ice Lolly


J
Jackeroo = Male Pupil On a Ranch
Jacked = Fed Up / Pissed Off
Jilleroo = Female Pupil On A Ranch
Joey = Baby Kangaroo
Jo Blake = Snake
Jumbuck = Sheep


K
Kero = Fuel
Kick In = Make A Contribution
King Wave = Huge Wave
Kiwi = New Zealander
Knock = Criticise
Kangaroos loose in the top paddock : Intellectually inadequate ("he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock")
Kelpie : Australian sheepdog originally bred from Scottish collie


L
Lairy = Noisy
Larrikin = Complete A**hole
Lay-By = Put A Deposit Down
Lollies = Sweets
Lurk = Scheme
Lair : a flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behaviour, to dress up in flashy clothes, to renovate or dress up something in bad taste
Lair it up : to behave in a brash and vulgar manner
London to a brick : absolute certainty ("it's London to a brick that taxes won't go down")
Long paddock : the side of the road where livestock is grazed during droughts
Longneck : 750ml bottle of beer in South Australia
Lucky Country, The : Australia, where else?
Lunch, who opened their? : OK, who farted?


M
Mark = Castrate
Metho = Meth
Middie = Drink Measure
Milk Bar = General Store
Monsoon Forest = Rainforest
Mozzie = Mosquito


N
Never Never = Far Outback
Noah's Ark = Shark
Nong = Idiot
No Worries = No Problems
Nunga = See Abo


O
Off-Sider = Assistant
Outback = Countryside
Oval = Sports Ground
Oz = Australia


P
Paddock = Field
Paddy Melon = A Small Melon
Pads = Cow Poop
Pick = Identify
Play Possum = Play Dead
Pom = British Person
Pony = Drink Measure
Postie = Postman
Pot = Medium Sized Beer


R
Ranga = Ginger


S

Sand Groper = West Australian
Sand Shoes = Gym Shoes
Schooner = Big Glass Of Beer
Scone = Head
Semi = Lorry
Sheila = Girl
Shootin' Through = Not Stopping
Shout = Buy A Round Of Drinks
Skite = Boast
Slack = Lazy
Sleepout = Extention To A House
Sling Off = Slag Off
Stubby = Can Of Beer
Sunbake = Sunbathe
Sundowner = Happy Hour
Surfies = Surfers
Swag - Bundle Of Stuff
Sydneysider = Sydney Resident


T
Tank = Water Storage
Tassie = Tasmanian
Taxi-Truck = Rent-a-van
Teller = Cashier
Thingo = Thing
Thongs = Flip Flops
Tinny = Beer Can
Track = VERY Long Road In Outback
Tube = Can
Tucker = Food
Turkeys Nest = Dam


U
Underground Mutton = Rabbit
Ute = SUV


W
Wait On = Wait For
Walkabout = Go The Long Way Round
Welter = Habit/Overdone
(the) Wet = Wet Season
Wharfie = Docker
Willy-Willy = Cyclone
Within Cooee Of = Close Too
Wog = Virus


There you go guys! Please don't flame, and this is ALL my own, comes from a year in Oz If there's any mistakes then please tell me.

Enjoy!!!! <3 B)



Taken from my other account (Shake n Bake) on *Other Site* so don't accuse me of copy paste please!! :p

Sweet! I will use these at work this weekend!

Haha no worries! Pleased you liked it

I would thank you but I ran out I will tomorrow MATE :p

Amaze people when you refuse to buy them anything but Stubbies haha cheers mate!

Well I wouldnt buy my customers anything they need to pay me!

PS. Aussies likes Budweiser not Fosters

Hahaha And yeah, i'll stick that down in just a sec Ideas on having a South African one?

Maybe Fililipino? My mom is Filipino, but my dads side raised me sooooo I only know english. Maybe Irish? Im part everything haha

I'll do as many as I can mate

Oscar are you australian ? lol iam far out thats a good thread
nice one mate