Post: The Long Story of LilNatsFan44's Life
06-19-2011, 04:26 PM #1
lilnatsfan44
At least I can fight
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); It was a mighty fine day on January 22nd, 1995. At 12:34 PM on this unusually warm winter day, a boy named LilNatsFan44 was born. Little did he know that he would be very famous one day. Born in a hospital in Maryland, LilNatsFan44 grew up in northern Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C., his country's capital city.

In preschool, he discovered that red was his favorite color. Later in his young childhood, he discovered that he liked even numbers more than odds, and that he was fond of the number 4. Baseball has always been this lad's favorite sport and it will always be his favorite sport. He'll never stop rooting for his favorite team, the Nationals, no matter how badly they suck ass. Derek Jeter, a player for the New York Yankees, has been his favorite baseball player since the first grade.

First grade, ahh yes, a very wonderful year for LilNatsfan44. It was on Christmas 2001 that he received a Sony PlayStation 2. Three games also came with it: Gran Turismo 3, Oddworld, and Spyro. LilNatsFan44 loved racing games and had a blast with Spyro as well. Later that school year in 2002, LilNatsFan44 got his first M-rated game, Grand Theft Auto 3. As a 7-year-old, he would play it nonstop and feel like a badass while playing it.

In second grade, LilNatsFan44 got a new favorite video game. This one was titled Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. This game was one of the greatest games ever made, and at the time, it was the best game of all time. LilNatsFan44 became addicted and would show it off to his friends who weren't allowed to get such a ****ing awesome game. Sucks for them eh? Tony Hawk video games were also enjoyed by LilNatsFan44. He later grew a strong liking for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and Tony Hawk's Underground, the two best Tony Hawk games of all time.

By the time LilNatsFan44 was 10, he became interested in the MLB The Show series of baseball games. The series is the best baseball video game series known to man. To accompany these games, LilNatsFan44 got his third GTA. This one to be called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This game went on to be one of LilNatsFan44's favorite games ever, and he later liked it even more than Grand Theft Auto 4 later in his life. LilNatsFan44 picked up the guitar at age 10. He was tought the basics by his dad and he has been learning on his own ever since.

Also at age 10, LilNatsFan44 got his first iPod. This iPod was a blue iPod Mini that could hold 4 gigabytes. Green Day became his favorite band after hearing singles such as "American Idiot", "Basket Case", "Holiday", and "Boulevard of Broken Dreams". Green Day got LilNatsFan44 going when it came to playing guitar.

In fifth grade, at age 11, LilNatsFan44 discovered another band called Blink-182, just months after they had split. LilNatsFan44 became known as "the kid obsessed with Blink-182." To this date, he still loves the rock group. LilNatsFan44 went on to learn almost every Blink-182 song out there. Whether it be their top songs, or a bonus track that they only played live, LilNatsFan44 learned how to play it. Tom DeLonge, the group's guitar player and a singer, became LilNatsFan44's idol.

The summer of 2007 was a summer that will never be forgotten by LilNatsFan44. In June, he saved up all of his money and bought a Sony PlayStation 3. He ****ing loved it and became addicted. His first game was MLB '07 The Show. He later got a racing game called Motorstorm and Rainbow Six: Vegas. Ahh, Rainbow Six: Vegas. After creating a PSN account called LilNatsBoy305, he became addicted to RSV. It was his first first-person-shooter game. It was also his first game that he played online nonstop.

While in his days of RSV, LilNatsFan44 got a headset. He was now exposed to the world of trash talking. LilNatsFan44 found it to be "funny as hell". Whether it were blacks, girls, minorities, or normal people, LilNatsFan44 always had something to say to you. His goal was to eventually have somebody scream from getting so pissed off. LilNatsFan44 only has a few things that make him feel really good, and this was one of them.

Later that year, LilNatsFan44 decided to try out a game called Call of Duty. He bought Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare shortly after Thanksgiving break. He was instantly hooked on the game. Can you blame him? This came went on to be one of the best games of all time, setting a new standard for first-person-shooters, while also running at 60 frames per second. LilNatsFan44 wasn't very good at Call of Duty when it came to multiplayer, since it was his first COD. He loved to use the AK47 with Red Dot and he loved to play Domination. He still remembers how you used to be able to hole all three flags and instantly win after 30 seconds.

2008 came and so did Rainbow Six: Vegas 2. LilNatsFan44 played this game nonstop as well. When he said, "I'm gonna play PS3", he really meant, "I'm gonna go play some Rainbow Six: Vegas." In the fall of 2008, Call of Duty: World at War came out. This Call of Duty got LilNatsFan44 really interested into the COD series. He went on to play constantly and bought all three of the map packs, mainly for Nazi Zombies. This game mode introduced LilNatsFan44 into the world of glitching. He would constantly check a site called NextGenUpdate, a site that he had discovered while watching one of Outsider's Rainbow Six: Vegas YouTube videos. LilNatsFan44 loved to glitch while playing online and while playing Nazi Zombies. Glitching in Nazi Zombies was incredibly fun for him.

High School started for LilNatsFan44 in 2009, and shortly after, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was released. LilNatsFan44 had never taken a Call of Duty game seriously before. He went all out and played very competitively. Sadly, Modern Warfare 2 contained the most bullshit he had ever seen before. Despite that, he still played because he was addicted and had to play until he got that feeling, that feeling where you just flat out shit on the other team's face. This game also caused LilNatsFan44 and many others to bitch about the game. During the days of this game, LilNatsFan44 became very good at talking shit to people online. He loved targeting black people. He found it incredibly funny.

Blink-182 had gotten back together in 2009, after there hiatus that lasted almost five years. 2009 was a great year for LilNatsFan44. He saw his first concert. Green Day played in July at the Verizon Center in Washington D.C. It was a great first concert. Later, on October 2nd, LilNatsFan44 finally saw his favorite band, Blink-182, in concert. It was an experience that can only be described as "****ing awesome". LilNatsFan44 also became a bigger fan of Sum 41 that school year. LilNatsFan44 joined Blink-182Media.com in 2010.

2010 came Call of Duty: Black Ops, the biggest let down in the Call of Duty series. LilNatsFan44 loved to quick scope, and was very disappointed. It was then that he started to like Infinity Ward a lot more, because they actually add large features to the COD series. LilNatsFan44 got an XBOX 360 for Christmas. It was that very day that he created his GamerTag, LilNatsFan44. He also got an HD PVR and started his own popular YouTube channel, You must login or register to view this content..

Sophomore year of high school in 2011 was one of LilNatsFan44's most hated school years. With the let down of Black Ops, LilNatsFan44 turned to COD4, COD2, HomeFront, Medal of Honor, and Gran Turismo 5. He also played guitar more than he ever had. One night he put his iPod on shuffle, and played for almost three hours straight, while getting a bigass callous in the process. LilNatsFan44 decided to make a Call of Duty sniper montage. His greatest shot of all time was a no scope triple collateral. He sent the clip to PS3Comedy on YouTube, where it got over 150,000 views, and only 500 views on his own channel. To this day, LilNatsFan44 is currently working on his sniper montage and he is ready for what Summer 2011 and the year 2012 has to offer.


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06-20-2011, 03:23 AM #20
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Very touching storyeh. :happycry:
06-20-2011, 03:38 AM #21
Originally posted by lilnatsfan44 View Post
It was a mighty fine day on January 22nd, 1995. At 12:34 PM on this unusually warm winter day, a boy named LilNatsFan44 was born. Little did he know that he would be very famous one day. Born in a hospital in Maryland, LilNatsFan44 grew up in northern Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C., his country's capital city.

In preschool, he discovered that red was his favorite color. Later in his young childhood, he discovered that he liked even numbers more than odds, and that he was fond of the number 4. Baseball has always been this lad's favorite sport and it will always be his favorite sport. He'll never stop rooting for his favorite team, the Nationals, no matter how badly they suck ass. Derek Jeter, a player for the New York Yankees, has been his favorite baseball player since the first grade.

First grade, ahh yes, a very wonderful year for LilNatsfan44. It was on Christmas 2001 that he received a Sony PlayStation 2. Three games also came with it: Gran Turismo 3, Oddworld, and Spyro. LilNatsFan44 loved racing games and had a blast with Spyro as well. Later that school year in 2002, LilNatsFan44 got his first M-rated game, Grand Theft Auto 3. As a 7-year-old, he would play it nonstop and feel like a badass while playing it.

In second grade, LilNatsFan44 got a new favorite video game. This one was titled Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. This game was one of the greatest games ever made, and at the time, it was the best game of all time. LilNatsFan44 became addicted and would show it off to his friends who weren't allowed to get such a ****ing awesome game. Sucks for them eh? Tony Hawk video games were also enjoyed by LilNatsFan44. He later grew a strong liking for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and Tony Hawk's Underground, the two best Tony Hawk games of all time.

By the time LilNatsFan44 was 10, he became interested in the MLB The Show series of baseball games. The series is the best baseball video game series known to man. To accompany these games, LilNatsFan44 got his third GTA. This one to be called Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This game went on to be one of LilNatsFan44's favorite games ever, and he later liked it even more than Grand Theft Auto 4 later in his life. LilNatsFan44 picked up the guitar at age 10. He was tought the basics by his dad and he has been learning on his own ever since.

Also at age 10, LilNatsFan44 got his first iPod. This iPod was a blue iPod Mini that could hold 4 gigabytes. Green Day became his favorite band after hearing singles such as "American Idiot", "Basket Case", "Holiday", and "Boulevard of Broken Dreams". Green Day got LilNatsFan44 going when it came to playing guitar.

In fifth grade, at age 11, LilNatsFan44 discovered another band called Blink-182, just months after they had split. LilNatsFan44 became known as "the kid obsessed with Blink-182." To this date, he still loves the rock group. LilNatsFan44 went on to learn almost every Blink-182 song out there. Whether it be their top songs, or a bonus track that they only played live, LilNatsFan44 learned how to play it. Tom DeLonge, the group's guitar player and a singer, became LilNatsFan44's idol.

The summer of 2007 was a summer that will never be forgotten by LilNatsFan44. In June, he saved up all of his money and bought a Sony PlayStation 3. He ****ing loved it and became addicted. His first game was MLB '07 The Show. He later got a racing game called Motorstorm and Rainbow Six: Vegas. Ahh, Rainbow Six: Vegas. After creating a PSN account called LilNatsBoy305, he became addicted to RSV. It was his first first-person-shooter game. It was also his first game that he played online nonstop.

While in his days of RSV, LilNatsFan44 got a headset. He was now exposed to the world of trash talking. LilNatsFan44 found it to be "funny as hell". Whether it were blacks, girls, minorities, or normal people, LilNatsFan44 always had something to say to you. His goal was to eventually have somebody scream from getting so pissed off. LilNatsFan44 only has a few things that make him feel really good, and this was one of them.

Later that year, LilNatsFan44 decided to try out a game called Call of Duty. He bought Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare shortly after Thanksgiving break. He was instantly hooked on the game. Can you blame him? This came went on to be one of the best games of all time, setting a new standard for first-person-shooters, while also running at 60 frames per second. LilNatsFan44 wasn't very good at Call of Duty when it came to multiplayer, since it was his first COD. He loved to use the AK47 with Red Dot and he loved to play Domination. He still remembers how you used to be able to hole all three flags and instantly win after 30 seconds.

2008 came and so did Rainbow Six: Vegas 2. LilNatsFan44 played this game nonstop as well. When he said, "I'm gonna play PS3", he really meant, "I'm gonna go play some Rainbow Six: Vegas." In the fall of 2008, Call of Duty: World at War came out. This Call of Duty got LilNatsFan44 really interested into the COD series. He went on to play constantly and bought all three of the map packs, mainly for Nazi Zombies. This game mode introduced LilNatsFan44 into the world of glitching. He would constantly check a site called NextGenUpdate, a site that he had discovered while watching one of Outsider's Rainbow Six: Vegas YouTube videos. LilNatsFan44 loved to glitch while playing online and while playing Nazi Zombies. Glitching in Nazi Zombies was incredibly fun for him.

High School started for LilNatsFan44 in 2009, and shortly after, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 was released. LilNatsFan44 had never taken a Call of Duty game seriously before. He went all out and played very competitively. Sadly, Modern Warfare 2 contained the most bullshit he had ever seen before. Despite that, he still played because he was addicted and had to play until he got that feeling, that feeling where you just flat out shit on the other team's face. This game also caused LilNatsFan44 and many others to bitch about the game. During the days of this game, LilNatsFan44 became very good at talking shit to people online. He loved targeting black people. He found it incredibly funny.

Blink-182 had gotten back together in 2009, after there hiatus that lasted almost five years. 2009 was a great year for LilNatsFan44. He saw his first concert. Green Day played in July at the Verizon Center in Washington D.C. It was a great first concert. Later, on October 2nd, LilNatsFan44 finally saw his favorite band, Blink-182, in concert. It was an experience that can only be described as "****ing awesome". LilNatsFan44 also became a bigger fan of Sum 41 that school year. LilNatsFan44 joined Blink-182Media.com in 2010.

2010 came Call of Duty: Black Ops, the biggest let down in the Call of Duty series. LilNatsFan44 loved to quick scope, and was very disappointed. It was then that he started to like Infinity Ward a lot more, because they actually add large features to the COD series. LilNatsFan44 got an XBOX 360 for Christmas. It was that very day that he created his GamerTag, LilNatsFan44. He also got an HD PVR and started his own popular YouTube channel, You must login or register to view this content..

Sophomore year of high school in 2011 was one of LilNatsFan44's most hated school years. With the let down of Black Ops, LilNatsFan44 turned to COD4, COD2, HomeFront, Medal of Honor, and Gran Turismo 5. He also played guitar more than he ever had. One night he put his iPod on shuffle, and played for almost three hours straight, while getting a bigass callous in the process. LilNatsFan44 decided to make a Call of Duty sniper montage. His greatest shot of all time was a no scope triple collateral. He sent the clip to PS3Comedy on YouTube, where it got over 150,000 views, and only 500 views on his own channel. To this day, LilNatsFan44 is currently working on his sniper montage and he is ready for what Summer 2011 and the year 2012 has to offer.


EDIT: Let's make this even more interesting. Last person to reply to this thread gets all of my vBux!


Instead of saying, "By this time lilnatsfan44 was...." You can replace it with your first name Happy

You must have good memory cuz' I can't remember much of my childhood.

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