Post: Our value for our dicks, penis', rods, cocks, love guns, willies...
06-20-2011, 04:25 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); When you think about you, as a man, and your body what's the most significant body part or organ that you REALLY consider important and couldn't believe in living life without? For me, and most other men that aren't tranny bastards that are depressed bout being born with a dick instead of a meat closet, it has to be my dick.


Laugh all you want and complain about this thread, but it's been a while since an all out conversation bout our genitals has been carried out on NGU and believe it or not we have had some detailed in depth chats bout our cocks before.


Firstly, I'll point out that it is considerably pointless posting this on a gaming forum seeing as half the punks browsing this shit are looking for the latest lobbies to ensure countless hours in the future being spent indoors occupied by flying around on a video game like Call of Duty instead of playing legitimately like any normal non-faggots do and maintaining an intact virginity. But nonetheless for the people that give a shit, engage in the discussion bout cocks, no homo!


So if you took masturbating, fapping, wanking, jerking off outta your lives, what would you have to look forward to? How about when you finally get some ass and ram your meat into some soaking wet poon...no matter who's it is, even your own mothers ha ha.


How about if you were offered money to do something to your dick or offered an amount of money to buy your dick for one of the aforementioned wannabe tranny bastards? How much would it have to be to convince you to do some shit with it?


I have to say, if it resulted in some minor scarring or something that would heal and not obstruct any future use of all 3 inches I'm packing I'd definitely think about earning some real money. For example, look at the photo below. After however long you cringe like a lil schoolboy bitch, think about the opportunity the money would give you and the bitches that money could in turn getchu:

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Looks pretty grim, but we've all got papercuts I'm assuming and all know they heal. On your cock is a different story though, not sure how that would pan out but to recreate that image I'd have to be paid atleast €100,000/$142,450.37. Low price, but be realistic, 100k would give you some decent horizons.


So, how much do you value your dick? Both financially and personally.
Discuss.


Also, if you have any other random ass ideas or tasks post them. I'll wanna hear them, for laughs and to just think bout out of boredom ha ha Cool Man (aka Tustin)
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Chronos
06-20-2011, 04:26 AM #2
My most important organ is my heart.......couldn't live without it.

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.JiampyPotter, JakeM
06-20-2011, 04:31 AM #3
BAMF
Social Engineer
My eyes so I can see how another thread about a penis on this site is not helping it.
06-20-2011, 04:31 AM #4
LOL @ "all 3 inches I'm packing". Happy
06-20-2011, 04:42 AM #5
RAGEVSFURY
Gym leader
lmfao.. I admire your honesty but why on earth would you want the whole friggin world to know you're packing a whole whopping 3inches of cock!?:wtf:Eek

The brain,is what most of us cannot live without as it is the "cpu" that controls all bodily functions.
No brain=dead,no matter how big or small your cock is m8.

PS.Why the f*ck are there so many penile discussions on this forum?
These kind of topics should only be discussed with either your parents,doctors or "cocks anonymous" websites.
06-20-2011, 05:13 AM #6
DiJiTaLGoDz
Former Staff
I don't even want to reply now, that picture made my cock shrivle up. :(

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Aspire., Potassium
06-20-2011, 05:28 AM #7
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Sox
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meow .
06-20-2011, 08:43 AM #8
Aspire.
The future is in your hands
Damn that picture ****ed me over like Diji :(
06-20-2011, 05:00 PM #9
crazypotatos
Do a barrel roll!
i cringed when i saw the picture
06-20-2011, 05:18 PM #10
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At least I can fight
WHY did you put that photo there?

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