Originally posted by steeezynutz
I hate when paper beats rock. I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no ****ing way paper can beat rock. Is paper sopposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it inmobile? Why can't paper do this to people!? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notbook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that sh!t up in like 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you ***hole.
-TWI:tits: