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07-11-2011, 01:42 AM #1
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Your momma is so old that powdered milk squirts out her nipples


HAHHA LOL
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07-11-2011, 01:44 AM #2
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Your momma is so fat, when she gets a cut bacon grease falls out,
Your momma is like a gum ball machine, 25 cents and everyone gets a turn
Your momma like like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

xD
07-11-2011, 01:48 AM #3
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Your mum is a bitch & needs to get back to making me crumpets. Enzo

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07-11-2011, 01:50 AM #4
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Your momma is so fat That when she died,Jesus can't lift up her spirit =D
Your momma is so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people called her taxi
Your momma is so fat she wear ironed Pants
07-11-2011, 02:03 AM #5
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Your mother is so fat, she most likely has a high chance of cardiac arrest.

Enzo

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07-11-2011, 02:08 AM #6
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Yo Mamma is so fat, the only way to get her in a family photo is from space.
Yo momma so ugly, warthogs call her queen.

That's all I have right now.
07-11-2011, 02:10 AM #7
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Your mom is like a vacuum. She sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.


I know it's not mine, and it's old. But I remember it well Awesome face

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07-11-2011, 02:20 AM #8
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Error… Cat invasion!
Yo momma is so stupid, she gave birth to a "yo momma" thread creator. :p

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07-11-2011, 02:35 AM #9
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Grumpy is God.
Your mother is like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
07-11-2011, 02:37 AM #10
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Come at me brahh
Your mum is so fat she uses cheats for Wii Fit. =D

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