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So basically I wanted to give you guys some tips on how to catch shady friends such as Fail from NGU. If you ever have company over or go to parties, you should watch out for these characteristics. If you do these yourself, I feel sorry for you.


Risk Factor
There is very little risk because you for one are not stealing from a store like most dumb people do. You are also not trespassing or breaking into someones house like a few other guides out there. You can simply get in and get out with a few things to make you some cash and no one will ever know.


Required things (Nothing that costs you should already have it)
The first thing you need is some big pockets if you want to take bigger items. Just remember the bigger it is the harder to steal. Ill post some easy things to steal down below in the post.


The second thing you need is either to be a little bit popular or know people and have chances of getting into parties and things like that. Get togethers if you know what I mean.


The third thing you might need. Alright now how I said its optional to buy things. Well usually you are going to a party at someones house so I usually pick up some alcohol just cheap beer or something no point taking any hard alcohol. You can steal hard alcohol too. So don't buy any. You might also be going to a movie or something and have to bring chips or something.


Time to get into business.
You are going to be going to someones house this is why you need to be popular or have a connection. First things first you need some time. You don't want to go in steal some shit and leave in like 30 mins and then someone notices something is gone. So be prepared.

What this insists of is going to peoples houses that have parties and basically steal small items that you can fit in your pockets or pants or even your jacket. Now you might think how is this gonna work.Fail off NextGenUpdate.com Well when you go to a party usually there is shit laying around well at least where I live. This is the stuff you take the stuff in the wide open.

You want to take small items but items that are worth something and can be sold easily without the person finding out. You want things in the wide open because that way there is more suspects. Fail off Nextgenupdate.com If something is in the middle of the room lots of people have past it. If its in the corner of a room no one goes in someone sees you in there and the word gets around something from that room was taken.

Take things you can fit anywhere hat, pockets, in your boxers, shoes etc. The reason bringing something alcohol or something with you is better because if you bring nothing you didn't contribute and you stole shit. Seems more suspicious.



Things easy to take.
Ipod's
Money (Change/Bills)
CD's
Movies
Games
PS3 Controllers
Mic's
Xbox Controllers (Bigger need bigger pocket)
Watches
Necklaces
earrings


Tips
Bigger the party the better.
Stay in the open for the most part.
Knowing less people at the party the better.
Stay at the party for longer then it takes to get the items and get out.
Take breaks don't keep taking things right after each other.
Don't take time to check if someone is coming. This is when no one is coming then comes right as you take it.
Wear baggy clothing with more room.
NEVER I repeat NEVER take cellphones there traceable.


List of successful outcomes from NGU members.
I'm not posting shit because you're not very cool for doing this.

Conclusion
Fail is a Fail, and if you want black eyes like him, follow this tutorial.

why would you steal from your friends. srsly?

inB4 someone gets caught stealing from their own friends :dumb:

Everyone ! Make Love Not war ! That's what condoms are for <3

This thread is a heap of fail end of.

So did Fail really come to your house and steal shit?

What is this I don't even...

it was a joke, 5 minutes before I made this thread, the user Fail made the same thread, got flamed to peices and asked for it to be closed. i just remade it with a different intro and conclusion for jokes.

haha, thought it was funny

Thanks Diji, this really helped me out.