Post: A koala and a Lizard...
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07-22-2011, 01:12 AM
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erbisme4
Penn State '16
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A koala is sitting up a gumtree
smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past, looks up and says:
A koala is sitting up a gumtree
smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past, looks up and says:
Hey Koala, what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint.
Come up and have some."
Come up and have some."
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So the little lizard climbs up, sits next to the
koala and they enjoy a large doobie.
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koala and they enjoy a large doobie.
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After a while the little lizard says his mouth is dry
and he is going to
get a drink from the river.
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But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into
the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the
side then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
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The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a
joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.
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crocodile says he has to see this, and walks into the rain forest, finds the
tree where the koala is sitting, with yet another
joint.
crocodile says he has to see this, and walks into the rain forest, finds the
tree where the koala is sitting, with yet another
joint.
"Fu-u-u-u-c-c-k, Dude.......
How much water did you drink?
Hahahahahahaha
How much water did you drink?
Hahahahahahaha
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