Get a bunch of different colored sharpies, but before that get good at switching your hand writing around. Proceed to sign your cast with random names for hours on end with a variation of different colors and handwriting styles. BOOM, now people think you're really popular, a beautiful woman (or man, I hate to shoe horn you into heterosexuality) will approach you and literally blow you, or if youre ugly give you a solid handy (win win situation)
Source: Been there done that