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RULES
1.Have fun
2.No racist jokes
3.Wait before 2 posts before posting again

I'll start

This one is really old but here goes

Okay now theres three guys named Shut up, Poop, and Manners. The three are driving in a truck when poop falls out the window.So manners goes to pick him up and Shut up is getting a cop for help. Now Shut up gets to a officer and the officer says "sir what's your name " so Shut up says shut up and the cop says boy where's your manners? so Shut up says out on the street picking up poop

yeah its not that funny

it kinda is i would post one but all i kno is dirty and racist jokes cause there the best kind

go head post but no racist

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"

I was thinking the same thing.

Lmao that one is good!

Ok I got one but it ain't that good and it's kinda weird..

''Ok there are 3 men in a field who are hunting.. They are pardon,pardon-pardon and pardon-pardon-pardon!! If pardon-pardon and pardon-pardon-pardon got shot,who would be left?''

''Ermm pardon?''

''Ok there are 3 men in a field who are hunting.. They are pardon,pardon-pardon and pardon-pardon-pardon!! If pardon-pardon and pardon-pardon-pardon got shot,who would be left?''

Lol it continues until the guy finds out/stops..

Like I said,it ain't that good..

Adam approaches God in the garden of eden.
Adam: This garden is something else. But I'm lonely, How bout a companion to spend my time with?
God: Tell you what. I'll create the most supportive creature in the uuniverse , who will love, honor, obey, cook, clean, and satisfy your carnal desires.
But in exchange you have to surrender your 2 big toes, right pinkie, left ear, 1 eye and all your hair. Deal?
Adam, uneasy: can I sleep on it?
God: sure
The next day Adam approaches god with a pensive look on his face.
God: well what have you decided ?
Adem: sure have, What can I get for a rib.