Post: ITT: Ask An NGU Member Going To Prison Anything...
08-13-2011, 09:30 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I never thought I'd say this. I'm gonna be a in jail in a few months. Just give a little sympathy for me. So, you might be wondering why. Its up in the air right now as to what my ACTUAL charges are. It never occurred to me that soliciting a bribe to a police officer was a felony. Its gonna be a long few weeks trying to figure all of this out. I let out a few offers and look what happens. If you think it's a misdemeanor, your wrong. I'm down in the dumps right now thinking of what's going to happen. It's never a good time to go to jail. I'm gonna try and take it to court to see if i cant get out of this. Thoughts run through my head of what will happen. Friends around me feel for me though. Karah and I will be okay. Never desert your friends and family. Right you are.
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08-14-2011, 05:07 AM #74
Cryptic
Former Staff | Content Manager
Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post

That's okay. We all go through stages of confusion and experimentation until we uncover our true sexual preference...if you're gay then that's okay.


That reply from you was ****ing priceless MBO. I can't wait until someone tells me they are confused. That's going to be my response to them. xD

Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post

Word has it the solicitor I'll be rolling with is a big Rick Astley fan, so he's surely a cheerful person that can help me. Couldn't deal with a sour prude to be trying to help me, can't handle serious situations very well.


Originally posted by aZlan View Post
Genius!, you all got rickrolled bitch


^^ Click the little arrow (Looks like this: You must login or register to view this content.) by his name in this quote to view his post. You'll see what he noticed.

Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline View Post

Cheaaa negro Cool Man (aka Tustin) :y:

I was gonna keep it going until I was ready to sign out and then leave a VM on my own wall explaining it, but fugg it.

strong awareness!


Dude epic rick roll. I almost believed it until I read through the thread.

Kudos to you Sir. This was truly a good one.

Funny thing is, people aint reading the posts and believing it.
08-14-2011, 05:16 AM #75
Originally posted by Saint
First thought reading this:

"Damn, these are some pretty big words for MBO."

:carling:


What is the troll face for man? It's really not necessary. But whether you're trolling or not, to be honest my vocabulary and grammar is above and beyond most NGU members and sometimes I actually have posts that I "dumb" down for people here to understand quicker. It's a known fact that the NGU of 2010 and 2011 is what seems impossibly retarded.

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08-14-2011, 05:26 AM #76
Cudder
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The posts in this thread, especially the first four pages, are full of so much ****ing fail i'm actually physically upset. I hate myself for reading the same joke over and over coupled with advice of what to do in jail coming from teenagers who probably wouldn't have the balls to litter. Im gonna sign out now and not sign in for a while.

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08-14-2011, 05:35 AM #77
glitchplz
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This makes me think of the porn star who offered a cop oral to not get a ticket. She still got the ticket and he ended up losing his job :plank:
08-14-2011, 05:43 AM #78
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.

Congratz on one of the biggest Rick Roll's ever. :y:
08-14-2011, 10:17 AM #79
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At least I can fight
Biggest troll ever. I was buying it first, but then I read azlans post.
08-14-2011, 02:01 PM #80
AppleTechKid
Trustworthy: Level 1
My advice is wear a butt plug Winky Winky Nah only joking good luck dude and Im sure the NGU community will be thinking for you!
08-14-2011, 03:27 PM #81
Ameht!
Dark Knight
Originally posted by xDylan
If stupidity was a crime you would be serving a life sentence right now


wow im stupid because i didnt know this was from another website? dylan you seriously need to get off the internet more often and now that you changed your name i have to re add you tomy ignore list. thats what i do to lil children. block them so i dont see there stupid , stupid post No

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08-14-2011, 03:36 PM #82
MrRa1n
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What a fail.

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