Post: Would you eat a pokemon?
08-19-2011, 03:36 PM #1
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Humans in the Pokemon world eat Pokemon
Originally posted by another user
Gamers always joke about how funny it would be if the civilians of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh ate Pokemon for their nutritional needs. Well let me enlighten you: there is no “if.” Humans devour the crap out of Pokemon.

The first direct reference to a Pokemeal came out of Gold and Silver. When you first encounter Team Rocket, they are attempting to steal a bunch of Slowpoke from a Slowpoke well, all in hopes to snag some precious SlowpokeTail.

Now, you didn’t think they were slicing off the tails of Slowpoke for fun, right? Hell no. There is a demand for dead Slowpoke, and it’s not to showcase them in a museum or for them to become stuffed toys. It’s because they’re ****ing delicious.

See, SlowpokeTail is considered a delicacy in Johto. Therefore, if Slowpoke is a delicacy, then there are other Pokemon that are considered everyday fodder. And you thought it sucked to be a Miltank five seconds ago? Even before that, the Red & Blue Pokedex describes Farfetch’d as an endangered species due to how great he tastes with some gravy and stuffing.

The games aren’t the only ones to reference the possibility of Psyduck Confit or Magikarp Rolls: the anime show is filled with images of meat, fish, and dairy. It’s never clarified where all this food comes from, but since the only animals ever seen are Pokemon, it’s not that hard to guess their origins. Come on, don’t act like this doesn’t look mouth-watering:
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Spicy chicken, anyone? But it’s not like Pokemon are necessarily immune to eating each other. After all, does Aerodactyl look like he’s going to be eating a salad for dinner tonight?
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LOL i dont know what to say to that

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Also there are some other wired funny ones on there
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08-19-2011, 05:05 PM #11
Lito
Little One
Magikarp :dumb:
08-19-2011, 05:06 PM #12
Winning
Former Staff
Pokemons don't exist.
08-19-2011, 05:15 PM #13
Originally posted by Winning View Post
Pokemons don't exist.


well in the magical world of pokemon they do
08-19-2011, 05:16 PM #14
Hazel
Problem rule #16?
Originally posted by xLito23
Magikarp :dumb:

well that might be hard >.>
Originally posted by gaming
As shown in the Pokémon anime, Magikarp is difficult to eat, being only scale and bones; Team Rocket's Meowth tries to eat one and only ends up with broken teeth.
08-19-2011, 05:29 PM #15
Adam West
git muny
i would eat a charizard, like tabby
08-19-2011, 05:32 PM #16
ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
Mmmmm
Pokemon meal yum

Yes i would.......wonder if they taste like chicken
08-19-2011, 07:47 PM #17
Fer
Banned
Are you suggesting I go down on a poke'mon? thats kinky brother.
08-19-2011, 08:12 PM #18
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08-19-2011, 08:35 PM #19
Kipnis
Banned
I would not eat one.

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