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these are some anti-jokes, you can get a lot more online, but i wanted to show you some now, il put a link at the bottom of this post to a website that has a lot of them, you may think im a sick person because im laughing at horrible things but im not im laughing at the stupidity of the joke here are a few funny ones (to me), but check out the website, there's more, enjoy

Bold words - Answer to anti-joke
Bold + Underlined - the whole anti-joke

Why did the baby drop its ice cream?

because it got hit by a bus


Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

the Holocaust <---- and yes i can laugh at that because i am a jew :y:


An irishman walks out of a bar


What is red and smells like blue paint?

red paint


Whats green and has wheels?

grass, I lied about the wheels


How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks
"why the long face"
the horse replies
"my wife just died of cancer"

It was christmas day and there were 2 kids opening presents
one of them had more presents than the other, so she said
"hahaha, i have more presents than you"
so the other replies
"hahaha, you have leukemia"


Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.



Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.



What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.


How did the girl fall of the swing?

she had no arms or legs


A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.


not too much hate please, i found them funny, have a nice day

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Lol :p
Some guy posted a thread like this on my forum but this has more jokes xD

i have to go out now, but if i didnt i would have included way more i may do when i get back

What's worse than 10 babies in 1 trash can?
1 baby in 10 trash cans

Yo mamma so small she often has difficulty reaching things over a certain altitude.

What's pink and fluffy..
Pink fluff

What's blue and fluffy
Pink fluff choking

That is all, thread moved to the correct section.

hahaha those aren't bad! and entertainment lounge?! okay then

Some of these are great

Here are some Anti-Pick Up lines...

He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is
really ****ed up.

He : So, what do you do for a living?
She : I’m a female impersonator.

He : Can I buy you a drink?
She : Actually I’d rather have the money.


I'd like to call you. What's your number?
- It's in the phone book.
- But I don't know your name.
- That's in the phone book too.