Post: How to survive a zombie invasion.
08-29-2011, 12:18 PM #1
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Although this will never be confirmed it's well know that Zombies only have 1 sense that would be hearing. This means Fire, Electricity, and other things that may hurt you by feel will not affect them. Do to the fact that Zombies can hear I also suggested you DO NOT use guns or any other type of weapon that may be loud. Stick with the basics and go with a baseball bat , metal pole , or any similar weapon

Locating and Moving:
Surviving will be the easiest thing to do if you know what your doing. To start off NEVER go to the city unless you have to. I say this because the city has more people and more people means more Zombies keep that in mind when going to a different location. I suggest going to the suburbs for the time being there are less people and it will take longer for the infection to get to them but, eventually the infection will reach them. Be sure to always be moving you don't want to get corned in one area by the Zombies. This means stay aways from High areas if you can't jump of the spot your on and land safely then you shouldn't be up there. Finally make sure you never travel at night. Why? because it may be ok to travel at night for the first few days but, eventually the power plants won't be operations and you won't have electricity meaning it will be dark outside very dark.

Safe Places:
I believe some of the safest places you can go are either a Island or The forest. The island is preferable since odds are Zombies can't swim not to mention you have a good source of water. As for the forest there will probably be little to no Zombies but, you will need to watch out for the Animals there. Also, A zombie proof house would be very safe to stay in. Example:


Equipment:
- Flashlight
- Lighter / Matches ( or something you can start a fire with )
- Bottle ( for holding water )
- Metal pan / dish ( for putting un-clean water in to boil )
- Backpack ( for storage and food )

Weapons:
As i said before you want to stick with quit weapons suck as..
- Sword
- Metal Pole
- Broom stick
There are more things you can find in your house along. Stick with LONG weapons you don't want to use knives or anything that makes you get to close to the Zombie

Food:
For food try to stick with canned food only. Canned food usually doesn't go bad for a long time and, isn't to bad to eat. You can also eat bread and meat ( DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT THE ZOMBIE ) but, after a few days that food will go bad. Finally stay away from sweats , candy , or anything else like that. It's not going to be good when you have to take a sh*t while running from Zombies

That should be all. Try to stay in groups of 3 - 4 the bigger the group the faster problems start and, the faster the infection spreads.
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08-29-2011, 12:32 PM #2
sendastunt
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If zombies were to invade I'd stick with FPSRussia

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08-29-2011, 12:41 PM #3
Assassin
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no "how to survive a zombie invasion" thread is complete without a zombie proof house xD
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08-29-2011, 12:44 PM #4
Cryptic
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In Soviet Russia you invade Zombie. =D

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08-29-2011, 12:45 PM #5
chances are, id get drunk as fugg and pass as one of the cunts with how id be walking and stumbling around

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08-29-2011, 12:48 PM #6
SMarT
Error… Cat invasion!
Just surround your house with treadmills :p

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08-29-2011, 12:50 PM #7
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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08-29-2011, 12:55 PM #8
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inb4 Rule 1: Cardio

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08-29-2011, 03:16 PM #9
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08-29-2011, 04:17 PM #10
xRystar
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Originally posted by sendastunt View Post
If zombies were to invade I'd stick with FPSRussia


Why FPSRussia when you can have Chuck Norris?

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