Post: World's Funniest Joke
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09-03-2011, 11:56 AM
#1
Chronos
Chronos, The God Of Time
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I know this is pretty old, but i know you guys enjoy a laugh every once and a while:y:
This one was number one
I personally think the second one is funnier. The number one is joke is pretty lame imo
. So you guys know any funny jokes?=D Share!
I know this is pretty old, but i know you guys enjoy a laugh every once and a while:y:
This one was number one
Originally posted by another user
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
This one finished in second
Originally posted by another user
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
I personally think the second one is funnier. The number one is joke is pretty lame imo
. So you guys know any funny jokes?=D Share!
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09-03-2011, 12:52 PM
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xinfectedsoulx
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09-03-2011, 02:10 PM
#7
Phobick
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Originally posted by Chronos
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I know this is pretty old, but i know you guys enjoy a laugh every once and a while:y:
This one was number one
I personally think the second one is funnier. The number one is joke is pretty lame imo. So you guys know any funny jokes?=D Share!
I know this is pretty old, but i know you guys enjoy a laugh every once and a while:y:
This one was number one
This one finished in second
I personally think the second one is funnier. The number one is joke is pretty lame imo
. So you guys know any funny jokes?=D Share!Okay this joke you gota set someone up for but its funny. Here's how it goes.
Two guys are going to a party, ones straight and one's gay. They gay guy tells the straight guy that guy guys no everything, so to prove it he says a red car will drive by in 5 minutes. In 5 minutes a red car drives by. Then he said a blue car will drive by in 2 minutes and a blue car drives by in 2 minutes. Then they finally arrive at the party and walk up to the doorr (this is where u set the person your fuhkn with up, then you say "Then the gay guy goes too ring the, um whats it called? It goes ding ding? Then the other person should say "A door bell" And then you say"Told you gay guys know everything") It seems stupid but its funny during the moment.
09-03-2011, 02:12 PM
#9
Chronos
Chronos, The God Of Time
Originally posted by Phobick
Okay this joke you gota set someone up for but its funny. Here's how it goes.
Two guys are going to a party, ones straight and one's gay. They gay guy tells the straight guy that guy guys no everything, so to prove it he says a red car will drive by in 5 minutes. In 5 minutes a red car drives by. Then he said a blue car will drive by in 2 minutes and a blue car drives by in 2 minutes. Then they finally arrive at the party and walk up to the doorr (this is where u set the person your fuhkn with up, then you say "Then the gay guy goes too ring the, um whats it called? It goes ding ding? Then the other person should say "A door bell" And then you say"Told you gay guys know everything") It seems stupid but its funny during the moment.
Two guys are going to a party, ones straight and one's gay. They gay guy tells the straight guy that guy guys no everything, so to prove it he says a red car will drive by in 5 minutes. In 5 minutes a red car drives by. Then he said a blue car will drive by in 2 minutes and a blue car drives by in 2 minutes. Then they finally arrive at the party and walk up to the doorr (this is where u set the person your fuhkn with up, then you say "Then the gay guy goes too ring the, um whats it called? It goes ding ding? Then the other person should say "A door bell" And then you say"Told you gay guys know everything") It seems stupid but its funny during the moment.
I don't get it
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Originally posted by iCopy
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Hey I didn't come up with the jokes
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