Originally posted by iCopy
1.Choose the “Like this!” option on sad status updates. How will Ken react when you “like” his status, “I never knew I could hurt this much inside”? Who knows? You can always claim you were actually liking his introspection.
2.Choose a random friend you never talk to. Go through their 2nd oldest photo album and find a picture of something pointless, like of their backyard, or a random building, or someone you don’t know. Now post a baffling, cryptic comment. “I’m glad to see things haven’t changed.” After they receive your odd, unsettling remark, feel free to ignore the inevitable follow-up private message.
3.Send a random Gift to someone you never talk to. Don’t include any explanation.
4.Always always tag people’s butts, hands, toes, or backs in photos. Never tag the face, even if it’s visible. Better yet, tag their cars.
5.Post a link to the most hate-ridden website possible. Don’t comment on it. Is it scary, or satire? Your audience gets to decide. Everyone’s a winner.
6.Find pictures of celebrities on-line, preferably in casual settings. Save the pictures to your phone’s memory card, then upload it to Facebook as a Mobile Photo Upload, naming the photo simply with the celebrity’s name. When people ask where you saw them, name the place that person most frequents in town.
7.Know someone who posts way too much? Poke them. Every time they post. Since poking is pretty much universally hated by now, you can at best pin your hopes on provoking a Pavlovian response to their endless posting. If they ask you to stop, that probably warrants a poke.
8.Never leave comments on anything other than “I don’t get it.”
9.Choose an acquaintance and post a nonsensical but seemingly-out-of-context blurb on their wall. “Hahhaa, right! Well, at least in America, anyway!” If they respond (they won’t), feign ignorance.
10.Create a group named after a mutual friend/acquaintance of most of your Facebook friends. Invite everyone you know except that person to the group. Do not add any information, updates, or posts to the group other than a single picture of the subject’s face.
11.Update your favorite music, movies, quotes, etc every day. Remove and re-add the same band every 2 or 3 days for the most surreal experience possible.
12.Create a blank Paint document and use the Type Tool to write down the names of 4 or 5 friends. Upload the JPEG to Facebook and tag each name to its corresponding friend. Delete the inevitably confused comments.
13.Get into arguments with the friends of your friends you don’t know in the comments section of any post. If you’re reprimanded, just claim you posted it by accident.
14. Find a wide-angle picture of a graveyard and upload it to Facebook. Tag random people to random headstones. Erase any comments posted.
15. Change every single one of your interests, favorites, schools, jobs, and quotes so that each is misspelled by a single letter. If anyone tries to correct one of the mistakes, update it to be spelled with a different letter wrong, then poke the person. The corrections will end after enough pokes have been administered.
“Wish you were here”
Everyone loves getting tagged in photos, whether it’s at a family BBQ, a workplace function, or an illicit underground orgy. But what happens when you attend an event, only to be left out of pictures? How will anyone know you were the guy or gal who threw up all over the carpet? Here are two great options:
Not in a picture? Tag yourself in the picture anyway, preferably over someone else’s face.
Better yet, download the image and, using the power of MS Paint, add yourself to the picture, then re-upload it as the new and improved version… starring you! Of course, access to Photoshop is preferred, since a better job of digitally photobombing the event will cause all the more confusion. Don’t forget to tag the original picture participants, so they can see the new and improved photo!
I really like these ideas. I'm going to have try some :carling: