Post: You know you're a CoD addict when...
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09-08-2011, 09:57 PM
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iMLB
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2. You hate hide and seek cause it has campers in it.
3. When somebody drops a pencil, you say "get down, grenade!"
4. You walk past a buiding and think it looks like a map
5. You have a gps on your paintball gun
6. You avoid stairs because claymores could be on them
7. You throw something in the trash, you cook it in your hand to get a better explosion.
8. Your playing CoD and you gf shows you her boobs, you say "move! im on a killstreak"
9. You see a airplane in the air and say "enemy UAV spotted!"
10. You walk by a room thinking "if i flashbang that room..."
11. When You Grab Your Boss's Suitcase,Dive on the floor and shout "BOMB DEFUSED!"
12. You yell "Lets do this" before anything you do.
13. You stop the microwave at 00.01 and shout bomb defused
14. Your thumb has an indent on it from sprinting(most people will look after reading this)
15. When your power shuts off, you yell "We've been EMP'ed! All electronics are down!
16. You use your phone as a detonator, and the gps on it is were the air strike will land.
17. When You See Your Co-Worker Just Got Hired And Has A High Rank When You've Been There Longer, You Shout "You F***ing Hacker"
18. When you can see through glass walls, you tell your co-worker "hey, I have wall hacks"
19. When something takes forever you yell "Stupid lag!!!"
20. When you see a airshow and scream out "Enemy napalm strike inbound!"
21. When you get in at 3:00 Am and you crouch walk so your parents don't hear you...
22. When you go over stuff instead of around them
23. When you can think of 10 of these way to know off the top of your head
24. When You Fall Down , You make Someone "Revive" You.
25. When a girl says you're good in bed, and your reply is "Oh, I'm using Deep Impact."
26. You dont have time for a girlfriend cause your playing CoD all day
27. When you hear a truck backing up and you hear its BEEPING NOISE, you yell " ENEMY NUKE INCOMING, ITS ALL OVER".
28. You don't have time to masterbate :carling:
29. You look around the shop/department store you work in and think...."This would make a great multiplayer map"
30. Your girlfriend/wife says "I wish you would go back to being addicted to Warcraft."
31. When your at the grocery store and you here the beep from items getting scanned, you think "somebody has a heartbeat sensor"
32. You dream about CoD
33. Everytime your dog jumps on you, you want break its neck.
34. When you see your soap in the shower, you think of the CoD character "Soap"
35. You know you are addicted to cod when you go outside and the sunlight hurts your eyes.
36. When you open your laptop , and shout "predator missile inbound!"
37. When someone falls down, "TANGO DOWN!"
38. You tell your girlfriend that you cant take a shower with her because you only need 10 more headshots for red tiger.
39. You think about jumping off a building to see if you have commando pro.
40. You make posts about CoD(dang it)
41. You join a gaming site to talk about CoD
42. You know what level you unlock everything at
43. When you dolphin dive down the stairs instead of walking down them.
44. Your running and when your out of breath, you think "I wish I was using marathon"
45. When their is gas leak in the house, you say " its ok, i have tactical mask on"
46. You finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"
47. You call your friends by their gamertag.
48. You yell "CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE" when entering the supermarket.
49. While hunting, you try to no-scope deer.
50. When your in bed with your gf / wife and you say "I'm gonna stick my Pipeline into your Ambush, then in your Backlot."
51. When you play live action role play
52. You yell at your teacher for camping behind their desk.
53. When you start a CoD club in school.
54. You have a tshirt with your gamertag and clantag.
55. You say "Forest Gump definatily had marathon pro on"
56. You know all the words to the intro in mw2
57. When your tv goes staticy, you think "Dang, sombody put up a Counter-UAV"
58. You try to strafe irl
59. You call all your birthday presents "carepackages"
60. You try to find glitches IRL
61. You go to the bank and ask if you can deposit cod points
62. When the teacher in Science class starts talking about that you can't get rid of infections. Then you yell out, "Can't you just dashboard?".
63. You see a dog in a park and say "somebody has a 11 killstreak"
64. Every time somebody asks you to throw/toss them something, you try to add a trickshot into it.
65. When you pick up a knife from the kitchen, your first thought is "throwing knife"
66. You know you're a cod addict when you piss your pants because cod is more important than your hygiene
67. You know your a CoD addict when you call all A students UMP try hards.
68. Your city goes on a black out, and the first thing you post one facebook is "We've been EMP'ed!!!!!!"
69. When you sleep in the last stand stance.
70. You avoid elevators because there might be a claymore in it.
71. When you flail about like and idiot at the park in the grass thinking people will walk right past you
72. You know your a cod addict when you see a helicopter you yell "ENEMY CHOPPER INCOMING"
73. You know your a CoD addict when you have done three things on this list
74. You know when your a CoD addict when you see a dog in the park running about and shout "ATTACK DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then run up to it and break its neck.
75. You know you're a COD addict when your K/D ratio is more important than your GPA.
76. You know your a CoD addict When you and your girlfriend are in bed and she ask you to go slower you say I cant I'm using lightweight.
77. You know you're a CoD addict when you sit trying to think of a good one that you can add to the list, but just end up thinking about cod
Have some that are funny tell me I'll add them
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09-09-2011, 07:22 PM
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Originally posted by Liam
You know you're a cod addict when you piss your pants because cod is more important than going to the toilet
lol... Maybe You must login or register to view this content. is the future of game bundles for those more concerned with kill streaks than umm... brown streaks
You know you're a cod addict when you can name every gun in Valkrie and Inglorious Basterds..
Or, when you refer to waking up as "spawning".
Or, when you convince yourself deja vu is lag...
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