(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); There isn't anyway to properly start this thread beside's saying, We all like a joke from time to time, whether it be on a current topic, or a recent death etc (Those of you who have dark humour.) So What I was thinking was have a collection of jokes, adding to it every single day. If your down in the dumps, just visit here, Enjoy it and hopefully it'll raise morale!


These Women golfers only really look comfortable with an iron in their hands.


I was stopped by security at the airport today.

He said, "Do you mind if I search your bag?"

I said, "Go for it mate."

After a quick rummage around he looked up at me and said, "And what are these?"

I said, "They're my testicles."



I saved my mistress' phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'.

Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the missus takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly.



My girlfriend had a 'near death' experience yestetday....
Silly cow thought she could Hoover while the football was on!



My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test."



What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.


I'm fully aware these Joke's aren't of the highest order, but it gets the ball rolling. Get your jokes added & We can all have a right old laugh!

A young student went to school one day and brought his cat with him. The teacher asked him, "Timmy, why did you being your cat to school today?". Timmy responded while crying, "I heard my dad tell my mum that he is going to eat her pussy :'(".

(the joke is sort of off cause I don't remember how it goes)