(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Have you ever farted in public? Or, have you ever had to go to the bathroom so bad that you had to run, in PUBLIC? I know I have, one day when I was in school, I had to go take a shit, I couldn't hold it for too long, the teacher said that if it was emergency then I should write a pass to the bathroom, so I wrote a pass and headed straight for the bathroom, when I got out of that classroom, the shit was right there, I couldn't hold crap, so I ran and as soon as I made my first step, a little fart came out me, I ran as fast as I could, and I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I had to enter the nurse's office ASAP and asked them if I could use their bathroom, that shit was so ****ing embarrassing, think about it, a group of people just there starring at you, and when I went in the bathroom, there was a girl inside of it, she wasn't doing nothing, she was just standing there, I was like "Get out!" and got her out of the bathroom. Post your experiences!

In 8th grade I was the class clown, and one day in Algebra 1 I accidentaly breathed in a little plastic piece of binder I was playing with in front of my face. I started choking and couldn't cough so I could only make hand signals but everyone thought I was joking, and after about 30 seconds I turned beat red and threw up all over my desk.

yes, i swear to God lol

I've had a similar moment, that was a long time ago, Idk I think it was 5th grade, it was a party day, the school was gonna do a fair, and the first had not started yet when this happened, the teachers gave us all dunkin donuts in the classroom, there was this fat ass kid in my class, who was sticking the dunkin donuts in his mouth and eating with his mouth open, some was even coming out of his mouth, that shit disgusted me, I ended throwing up all over my desk and my pants, so I had to go the nurse to get my pants replaced, but my mom wanted me to go home, so I ended up not going to the fair, and I had to go back to the classroom to get my stuff, with pants dirty and everything.

Lol nah I can hold my shits like a beast sometime I have to piss really badly though but then I just go in a bush or something chances are a bush is cleaner than the toilet anyway.

funny

yoou guys should have a birds and the bees section

like on clubrsx.com shit is mad funny.

One day in PE, these girls I hang round ran into the boys locker rooms and robbed my bag with EVERYTHING in it. I seen them and ran right after them into the girls locker rooms naked. The two of them were standing their at the door to the showers about to throw all my clothes in with all the girls coming out behind them to see what was going on... 17 naked girls and my two mates in towels were standing their in front of me... I got an instant erection.... most enbarrising moment of my life... and to top it all off, they threw my clothes in the showers and they got soaked so I couldn't cover up without get pneumonia... these my cock ain't small=D

I farted 3 times in a row ( It was during a test ), and I said to the people in my class that the boy next to me the person was who farted
And his skin color became red hahahahah. Everyone thought he was the person who farted,BUT IT WAS ME!!! lol

Not me, neither is it embarrassing it's just plain disgusting.

When I was in primary school there was a kid who was stood on his own on top of a little bank or bark and grass, he shit himself and next thing we know he has his hands down his boxers picking up the shit and eating.

Was mule.

I have a pooter so I'm always farting in public lol.