(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey guys just thought id share this joke with you that i heard the other day that cracked me up like nothing else has ever done......

1). a little boy on a bus is saying to the driver "if my mummy was a horse and my daddy was a horse, then id be a baby horse, and if my daddy was a dog and my mummy was a dog, then id be a baby dog". now this went on for multiple minutes until in the end the driver said to the child, here you go kid, what if your mum was a whore and your dad was a piss head, with a smug smile on his face the little boy turned to the driver and said "then sir, id be a bus driver".