Post: Gorrila vs Hippo Vs Bear
10-24-2011, 10:18 PM #1
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Who do you think would win in a fight to death ?
Justify your reasons .

Personally I think a Gorilla would, they are fast and agile and can climb surfaces, have the use of their thumbs, are very intelligent and can move quickly, they can also bite and punch.

A bear has a lot of power behind it, but they're not as fast, and would be slower to swing its claws.

A hippo has thick skin, but is limited to four feet, so if you get up behind it, it would have trouble turning around.


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10-24-2011, 10:19 PM #2
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Hippos dont take shit from nobooddaayyyy nigga
10-24-2011, 10:19 PM #3
Liam
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The hippo easily outsmarts the other 2 and this is why

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10-24-2011, 10:20 PM #4
Booshykins
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I, as well, have to go with the gorilla.

A gorilla's mental capacity is just so much more advanced than a hippopotamus's or a bear's.

Not to mention opposable thumbs.
10-24-2011, 10:24 PM #5
I also agree. While the gorilla may not pack the biggest punch, they are far more agile than the two other contenders. However the bear and hippo have the advantage since they spend a lot of time in the water. What kind of terrain are they fighting on? Either way, The bear would most likely beat the hippo. The hippo is very immobile and wouldn't be able to prevent attacks from behind, like you said. This would leave the bear and the gorilla. The gorilla could easily out maneuver a bear, however if the bear landed a solid blow, it would be lights out for the gorilla. I really think we should get the crew from Deadliest Warrior in on this to decide the winner.
10-24-2011, 10:24 PM #6
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A hippo is fat. I think that's enough reasoning to support the fact that the hippo would win.
10-24-2011, 10:47 PM #7
jfurlough
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hippos are mean mother f**kers
10-25-2011, 12:44 AM #8
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This is an uneven match. The gorilla is obviously superior. The hippo is fat, and the bear is much smaller and less agile.
10-25-2011, 12:49 AM #9
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I think the hippo would win in my opinion.

It has thin yet tough skin and sharp jagged teeth.

The teeth would tear you to pieces.

If we look at it the bear and gorilla have thin skin too.

This would be an interesting battle.
10-25-2011, 12:53 AM #10
Krow
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Hippo.

Don't ask questions.

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