(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Every single time I log on to Facebook, I find that people update their status with the most meaningless shit ever. Today I found out that I wasn’t alone, that there are more people who feel the same way I do about how mindless people are on Facebook. What the fuuuck is the point of updating every little thing one does? To me, nothing. At least the purpose of Twitter was as such, but now these morons have seemed to have gotten confused… Anyways, I’m making this thread to post all the retarded updates that these retards come up with. As a matter of fact, I think I'm speaking too highly of them by classing them as retards...

You must login or register to view this content. - :dumb: Notice that no one replied, but two morons lacking a brain liked this update.



You must login or register to view this content. - Thank the fuuckn heavens, no body liked this one. Maybe guys think their too good for this dumbbell because of how aimless her updates are...




You must login or register to view this content. - I take it that 5 people have never used Google.




You must login or register to view this content. - Are to fucccking kidding me? Instead of saying you're going to bed, fucccking go to bed!!! No one gives a shit with seven flies hovering over it.




You must login or register to view this content. - Four people have jumped aboard the sob boat.




You must login or register to view this content. -No, mother****kr, you need to stop wasting your damn battery life on such stupid status updates.




You must login or register to view this content. - Bitch I hope you get fired.




You must login or register to view this content. - So, I'm assuming that this bitch updated her status while she was "sleeping sound" ..? wtf.




You must login or register to view this content. - Truth is, SHUT THE FUUUCK UP!! I can't stand this whole 'Truth is' bullshit.

Well, that's all for now. I'm going to commit suicide if I read anymore of these. Contribute/discuss/love/hate because I know all you people have idiots like this on your FB.

dude i agree with you! thats what my news feed is all about these faggots saying smh and lms shit its annoying.

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She knows no one will give a **** :dumb:

I post useless shit for the lolz, nah I usually post questions and such that actually require one to use their mind, I get one or two every once in a while to talk to that actually have a brain.

Everyone else updates their crap with "love this or love that", hate my friends for posting pictures of them and their girlfriends every day with like 10 images kissing and crap and talking about how much they love each other... I don't want to ****ing read that crap about you....

I actually deactivated my Facebook about 5 minutes before I saw this thread...

I probably won't be back on until Winter Break is over.

Bitch Hash-tagged on Facebook. They need a slap!

yeah, I agree..
Facebook Timeline is trash,
there should be a toggle button if you want to revert back to classic or timeline :/
Speaking the truth.

Reason why I haven't updated to that shit...

Now I'm motivated to troll these stupid posts that people on my friends list do

post it here if you do, would love to see how they respond..