(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Your in school and all of a sudden you gotta take a DUMP.

A teacher realizes you have a boner ( NO THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BUT HAS HAPPENED TO A LOT OF GUYS IN MY SCHOOL, MY SCHOOL HAS A LOT OF YOUNG TEACHERS! AND NO THEY ARENT GETTING BONERS BECAUSE OF THE TEACHERS LMFAO!)

Not if you are running around and you got hot girls in your gym class in short shorts haha

That's basically what I posted

Try not getting a boner in gym class, it's easy. I had this chick with a super nice ass in front of me, and we would do stretches before starting with whatever, and I never even popped a chub. Just hold those thoughts for later in the tub.

Lols.
*Message to short*.....

I used to just pull the shorts out, slide my dick against the elastic portion around the waste to push up and against and then tie it using the shorts strings.

Only flaw was if you had to do sprints or fast running.

and may i ask why your getting a bonner in gym class sir?

I can answer it for him, the girls that are in either short shorts or very form fitting sweat pants and the fact that all they have is a bra and a loose shirt so everything either hangs down for you to see and or it jiggles around.

It's not an every day occurance to get a boner in gym but it's one of those things that if everything is playing out right you will get it no matter what.

Hold your panties.... I was using that as an example.

Happy holidays...

The feeling when you ate something bad for lunch and you're sitting in class.... And suddenly you get a really bad stomach ache, you get a lot of gas, and you're sitting around hot chicks so you're holding everything in. You ask the teacher for permission to use the restroom, he says no. You're sitting in your chair, sweating cold, with a really bad stomach ache, and gas. So you run out of class without permission, you head to the nearest restroom and theres a ****ing line. That sir, is possibly the worst feeling you can get in school.


True story. :y: