(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So I was using a program that spies on omegle chat convos, and you can type to people with it as well. Only the person you're acting as can't see what you're saying. I ended up getting into this ridiculous conversation that's long but it's still funny.

I was typing as "Nerissa", but only the posts that have {{ .. }} around the name.

[13:19:59] Finding two strangers...
[13:20:00] Brooks connected
[13:20:00] Nerissa connected
[13:20:08] Nerissa: hi
[13:20:10] Brooks: Hi
[13:20:19] Nerissa: did you have a good x-mas this year?
[13:20:35] Brooks: Yeah, it was great. How about yourself?
[13:20:46] Nerissa: it was okay...
[13:20:54] Brooks: Only okay?
[13:21:08] Nerissa: yeah
[13:21:34] Brooks: Aww. Did things not go as planned?
[13:22:07] Nerissa: you've got that right
[13:22:12] {{from Nerissa}}: wanted to get laid but I didn't..
[13:22:41] Brooks: Ah, I see. Well, there's the rest of the year to do that :L
[13:23:20] Nerissa: planning is overrated anyway, but im sick of ppl trying to tell eachother stuff but wont listen
[13:23:35] Brooks: Haha, I know that feeling.
[13:24:17] Nerissa: my brother just went to russia on vacation, and my x-mas consisted of finishing a book and hearing my parents argue
[13:24:42] {{from Nerissa}}: can't believe that instead of laying me he decided to go to russia..
[13:24:46] Nerissa: we didn't even dine properly
[13:24:58] Brooks: My parents argue all the time. Mainly they give out about me but it's whatever.
[13:25:15] Nerissa: I'm sorry to hear.
[13:25:51] Brooks: It's okay. I'm used to it. They'll just have to accept who I am one way or another
[13:26:13] Nerissa: How old are you if I may ask?
[13:26:29] Brooks: I'm sixteen and a half. You?
[13:26:38] Nerissa: 18
[13:26:49] Brooks: That's cool.
[13:27:13] Nerissa: It's overrated. I just hope my kids won't have to endure the same worries.
[13:27:31] {{from Nerissa}}: I just really wanted to be with my brother..
[13:28:04] Brooks: I can imagine. Is it just you and your brother? No other siblings?
[13:28:42] Nerissa: Two, but they're both above 27 and live on their own except the one who left to Russia. He's a big subject of their argues too.
[13:29:07] {{from Nerissa}}: so mad though because we have great sex together...
[13:29:18] Nerissa: And to make better worse, my stepdad just quit smoking, so the least tensions fire him up like a bomb.
[13:29:36] Nerissa: He smoked for 40 years, so can't really blame him, it's like an addiction.
[13:29:54] Nerissa: But he's got a very tight temper as is, so it makes things complicated.
[13:30:18] {{from Nerissa}}: He wouldn't even let me blow him to calm him down earlier..
[13:30:38] Brooks: yeah, is your brother living in Russia or is it just like a vacation?
[13:30:49] Nerissa: vacation
[13:30:55] Brooks: How long?
[13:30:58] Nerissa: a week
[13:31:08] Brooks: At least it's only a week
[13:31:24] {{from Nerissa}}: You try going a week without ****ing your brother..
[13:31:29] Brooks: My girlfriend went to England for a month. It was horrible.
[13:31:40] Brooks: And i don't have a brothr :L
[13:31:43] Brooks: brother**
[13:32:00] {{from Nerissa}}: missing out
[13:32:08] Nerissa: I hope you do good together.
[13:32:33] Brooks: Haha, not when you're a lesbian.. which is why my parents fight mostly. They hate it.
[13:32:46] Brooks: But i dont care. i'm happy.
[13:32:47] Nerissa: I see...
[13:33:21] Nerissa: I hope they'll respect your choice at some point.
[13:33:30] Brooks: Thanks
[13:33:46] {{from Nerissa}}: My whole family has sex together so that's not really an issue..
[13:34:03] Nerissa: I got gay friends too, and I'm just curious but, don't men turn you on?
[13:34:27] Brooks: They use to... Not anymore though.
[13:35:02] Nerissa: But.. something must have caused that change?
[13:35:11] Brooks: I've had two boyfriends in the past. Both didn't last long, both screwed me over.
[13:35:22] {{from Nerissa}}: ah don't say screw.. lol
[13:35:38] Brooks: One of them cheated twice and the other left me for my best friend.
[13:35:44] Brooks: Guys can be pricks :L
[13:35:47] Nerissa: Hmm okay.. I feel you.
[13:35:56] Brooks: Also, i just don't find them attractive.
[13:36:29] Nerissa: Well, that don't bother me at least.
[13:36:35] Nerissa: If that's of any use.
[13:36:43] {{from Nerissa}}: me either really.. I just like cock basically
[13:36:56] Brooks: Thanks c: and i kinda figured that out xD
[13:37:18] Brooks: Is your brother like a half-brother or biological brother? just curious.
[13:37:33] Nerissa: half-brother, but I considder him biological (both)
[13:37:53] Brooks: I see
[13:38:22] Nerissa: I had a girlfriend for a year, but things got complicated, and I decided to step out.
[13:38:50] {{from Nerissa}}: (she didn't like the whole family sex thing)
[13:39:02] Nerissa: During that year I could probably count our kisses on two hands.
[13:39:11] Brooks: I see, well, i dont know you so therefore i wont judge you
[13:39:55] Nerissa: Heh, I hadn't hoped so either.
[13:40:11] {{from Nerissa}}: not many people are accepting on incest so..
[13:40:28] Nerissa: Do you live in the UK then?
[13:40:53] Brooks: No, I live in the Republic of Ireland. How about yourself?
[13:41:25] Nerissa: I live in Denmark.
[13:42:11] Nerissa: I've always admired Irish pronounciation of English and your nature.
[13:42:24] {{from Nerissa}}: gah lol.. my step dad is trying to blow me while I'm typing haha annoying
[13:42:37] Nerissa: Also, a concert I believe called Riverdance I saw on the TV was fabelous.
[13:42:53] Brooks: I am told i have an accent :L
[13:43:06] Brooks: Riverdance is cool. I love watching it.
[13:43:24] {{from Nerissa}}: sorry if I don't respond for a minute.. getting blown by my stepdad
[13:43:32] Brooks: The irish language is also incredible, but almost everyone in ireland speaks english.
[13:43:37] Brooks: It's okay
[13:44:14] {{from Nerissa}}: feels so good
[13:44:19] {{from Nerissa}}: lol sorry
[13:44:26] Brooks: Lol, it's ok.
[13:44:54] Nerissa: If I don't seem talkative, it's the mood in the house.
[13:45:08] {{from Nerissa}}: (lol u know)
[13:45:21] Nerissa: What's your name anyway?
[13:45:26] Brooks: Ah it's grand.
[13:45:46] Brooks: Louise. Everyone calls me Lou. How about yourself?
[13:45:56] Nerissa: I'm Daniel, and some call me Dan.
[13:46:17] Brooks: Dan, that's a nice name
[13:46:40] Nerissa: Thanks, I could say the same about yours.
[13:46:57] Brooks: Thank you :3
[13:47:08] {{from Nerissa}}: great now my step dad and mom are taking turns.. might be hard to type
[13:47:36] Nerissa: I've got to warn you though, my mother wants me off in 10 mins to go fuel the car, it's late and she doesn't want to go alone.
[13:47:44] Brooks: It's okay. Go on, have your fun :L
[13:47:57] Brooks: Its late here too
[13:48:00] {{from Nerissa}}: lol fun?
[13:48:15] Brooks: Wrong adjective? xD
[13:48:23] Nerissa: I think so.
[13:48:27] Nerissa: I wouldn't exactly call it fun, I'd rather talk to you.
[13:48:43] Brooks: Haha, thank you :3
[13:48:59] {{from Nerissa}}: you've never had sex with anyone in your family?
[13:49:54] Brooks: Nope. I tend to keep it out of the family, if you know what i mean. I'm not against incest, i'm just not into it.
[13:50:45] Nerissa: Woah, unexpected subject change.
[13:51:25] Nerissa: Yeah, I understand. In most of Western culture it is illegal.
[13:51:45] Nerissa: Or considdered wrong anyway.
[13:52:01] Brooks disconnected
[13:52:12] Nerissa disconnected

What is this program :wtf:

I lol'd :lol:
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^ this lmaooo thats hilarious... leak it!

Anyone wanting the program then here you go.

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Downloaded, going to give it a try.

lul'd at the post pretty good one it's funny to see a long ass chat ending in someone running away most likely with an -oh shit- face

[quote[[13:49:54] Brooks: Nope. I tend to keep it out of the family, if you know what i mean. I'm not against incest, i'm just not into it.
[13:50:45] Nerissa: Woah, unexpected subject change.
[13:51:25] Nerissa: Yeah, I understand. In most of Western culture it is illegal.
[13:51:45] Nerissa: Or considdered wrong anyway.
[13:52:01] Brooks disconnected
[13:52:12] Nerissa disconnected[/quote]

Best part. Bet that Nerissa was like, "incest? what the **** is she on about?"

This is great,

Nice one bro, that was hilarious